CATS WHO STARE AT GOATS
12.04.09
It’s Friday afternoon and I have a hangover, so I’m just going to leave you guys with this.
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It’s Friday afternoon and I have a hangover, so I’m just going to leave you guys with this.
There are 43 comments about:
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Not pictured: Fat guy in Punisher tshirt jerkin off behind the bush there!
I think that cat’s trying to take a dump but can’t because it has a shy bladder and the goat’s just being an asshole.
That pussy is just getting him back for staring at her cans.
tmp, had you changed one word in that, I’d have nominated the hell out of it.
How the hell can you still be drunk at 6pm? What did you drink, turpentine?
I’ve got a 10 spot says the goat may blink first but the pussy still gets eaten.
“Drunk” is the Canadian “hungover”.
Staring at goats is baaaad manners.
I’m outta here. Have a good weekend ladies and gentlemen.
Cat: You aren’t serious, they’re gonna cut my balls off?
Goat: Just kidding.
The way that pussy is looking at him is making him horny!
Cat: I think I have alash in my eye! Do you see it? Do you see it?!?
Animals don’t have souls. Their eyes are like windows that face brick walls.
Somebody better blink before one of them gets an eye sore.
My kitty has her eye on the rooster.
Keep fuckin that chicken!
Cat: This is not what I meant when I asked for a billy club.
Goat slated to be voiced by The Rock. Cat slated to be ethnic stereotype.
Cat slated to be ethnic stereotype
Illiterate? Werewolf? Ex-con? Smarmy French asshole? Bad driver? Yardworker? Karate sensei? Drunk?
If that goat isn’t voiced by Adam Sandler, I’ll be shocked.
I heard they’re going with Jihadist Muslim, just to shake things up, in a part written for Jeff Dunham.
Troll cat stops Billy goat Gruff.
Am I the only one that doesn’t understand how the fuck Jeff Dunham got so huge?
I don’t get it, but I don’t get a lot of things so….
Wait wait wait, Larry the Cable Guy, Katt Williams, Carlos Mencia, Dane fucking Cook… I get it now.
Foist!!!
Oh! I get it. It’s funny because he has his hand up this little doll’s butt and it sits on his lap and he says things without moving his lips and pretends like the doll said it. Totally funny and deserving of a show on TV.
*makes sure nobody is around, picks nose, sticks pinky out, sips from mooncup*
I saw that.
Am I just in time to watch everyone leave?
Isn’t it Saturday morning down you way modic?
Yar.
The future is grim, I tells ya.
So I leave and you all come back. Niiiice.
See we’re just hiding in bed because we drank too much last night.
If you’re on your back we can’t cum on your back.
wha…?
That’s weird, I drank too much last night too!
If I’m propped up against the wall, you can cum on ilean.
*off to corner
So did I! And I have a feeling Al did, too.
Breaker, breaker, do you read…
I am well hung. Over.
Now, dat’s how you s’posed ta Durst!
I’ll crush your Durst. Chino, it’s when I STOP drinking that we have problems.
I know, Al.
*fills mooncup with Chardonnay*
You see, cuz in Iowa we call old milk cows with big floppy teats “Clarabelle”, and Twilight fangirls all want to be Bella so Sparkleboy will like fucking bite them or something.
QED-Big fat smelly Twilight fangirls with floppy tits are named CLARABELLAS!!! I FUCKING PUT THOUGHT AND CONSIDERATION INTO THIS AND OH WHAT THE FUCK IT’S SATURDAY AND I AM AT WORK AND I HAVE BEEN DRINKING INSTANT COFFEE KAHLESS HAS FORSAKEN ME AND I NEED TO PISS LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER!!!