CAMERON DIAZ TO ATTEMPT COMEDY
12.10.09Cameron Diaz is set to star in Bad Teacher, a script by Office writers Lee Eisenberg and Gene Stupnitsky that made the 2008 black list, set to be directed by Jake Kasdan (Walk Hard).
Story centers on a foulmouthed, gold-digging middle-school teacher who, after getting dumped by her boyfriend, competes with a colleague for the affections of the school’s model teacher. Now that the studio has its leading lady, production is set to begin in the spring in Los Angeles. [Variety]
I actually read the script for this and it was really funny. The lead is kind of a female version of Kenny Powers, or Bad Santa — simple concept, funny lines. It’s disappointing the studio went with Cameron Diaz for this. Not because I have strong feelings against her, it’s just that this kind of movie needs a talented comedic actress, not an established star trying to reinvent herself. It’s this old-fart studio mentality that a comedy needs a marquee actor to carry it, so they just pick a famous person instead of finding someone that fits who’s, you know, funny. Comedy doesn’t rely on stars to sell it, it relies on jokes. And it’s that much better if it’s someone new — see: It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia, or Zach Galifianakis — rather than someone who’s already burned us a few times. You put Cameron Diaz in this movie and for all the upside of it raising its profile, there’s twice the downside when people lump it in with What Happens in Vegas. And no one wants another What Happens in Vegas. No one except… you guessed it, Danny Masterson.



I FUCKING LOVE WHITE BREAD COMEDY HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!OMGHI2U!!!!!!1111222333?:”~!%^&&**(!!!
Wow, I blew a load at the screen, and not a drop of it hit the ground…
First Sarah Jessica Parker, now Cameron Diaz. If the next post mentions Julia Roberts, I win the Triple Crown.
In other news, fried chicken was on the 2008 black shopping list.
If I could press a button that gave me about $3.50, but somewhere, a movie wouldn’t get made – yeah.
Honestly, I’m just happy there’s finally a teacher movie that doesn’t involve finding the diamond buried in each underprivileged youth’s rough exterior, all while learning how to pop and lock to today’s hip hop music.
She better be snorting coke from a bullet in the lunch room…
Honestly, I’m just happy there’s finally a teacher movie that doesn’t involve finding the diamond buried in each underprivileged youth’s rough exterior, all while learning how to pop and lock to today’s hip hop music.
Or in the case of Precious the diamond buried in layers of impenetrable flab
I also would have accepted “impregnable” flab. Because you can’t get thro-NM.
Roman Polanski is pretty good at finding the diamond buried beneath a young girl’s rough exterior
So they’re casting Cameron Diaz as a bitch who also happens to be a slut? I don’t see the problem.
If the best established female actress you can find to play the lead in a once-in-a-blue-moon great comedy script is Cameron Diaz you might as well have Ricky Gervais in drag do the role and call it a fucking day
At this point I say do whatever it takes to keep Katherine Heigl unemployed.
Hey, Cam was decent in that High School Reunion movie… no, wait, was she the one that got stabbed in the eye with a dick or was that Silverstone? Cuz that shit was golden. Fuck it, this is stupid! ROTFJO!
Glen , I think you mean her sweet sweet posterior
Little known fact
Diaz is spanish for “has been”
N’UP!