
James Cameron’s Avatar opened this weekend, and with a budget of anywhere between $300 and $500 million depending on who you ask, people were expecting huge numbers. And it, uh… delivered? Sorta?
$73 million on approximately 7,000 screens at 3,452 sites over the weekend, claiming the highest-grossing opening ever for a movie that’s neither a sequel, a remake nor a direct adaptation (though others had greater attendance). It was also the second highest-grossing December opening weekend after I Am Legend ($77.2 million). [Box Office Mojo]
UPDATE: Variety’s updated numbers show Avatar beating I Am Legend with $77.3 mil.
Losing to I Am Legend? A little surprising. But (and I’ve got a review coming at some point today), it doesn’t really matter what the critics say about it or how much money it makes, it’s going to become a part of pop culture the way T2 and Titanic did. And with all the blue boobs, quivering cat ears, and curious tails, it’ll be one small step for 3D technology, one giant leap for the fetish porn community.
Shockingly, Did You Hear About the Morgans? didn’t make much money. That tends to happen when you make a movie based on a business plan from the 30s. You can’t expect your phone to compete with the iPhone if it’s just two Dixie cups held together with string that you paid Julia Roberts to endorse.
| Film | Weekend | Per Screen | Total | |
| 1 | Avatar | $73,000,000 | $21,147 | $73,000,000 |
| 2 | The Princess and the Frog | $12,224,000 (-49.5%) | $3,518 | $44,756,000 |
| 3 | The Blind Side | $10,030,000 (-33.4%) | $2,944 | $164,734,000 |
| 4 | Did You Hear About the Morgans? | $7,000,000 | $2,575 | $7,000,000 |
| 5 | New Moon | $4,370,000 (-45.1%) | $1,440 | $274,561,000 |
| 6 | Invictus | $4,170,000 (-51.6%) | $1,962 | $15,845,000 |
| 7 | A Christmas Carol | $3,419,000 (-50.0%) | $1,652 | $130,789,000 |
| 8 | Up in the Air | $3,100,000 (+29.5%) | $17,714 | $8,106,000 |
| 9 | Brothers | $2,630,000 (-47.6%) | $1,309 | $22,091,000 |
| 10 | Old Dogs | $2,289,000 (-48.1%) | $870 | $43,574,000 |
[via CHUD, Box Office Mocos]

I already have an avatar, his name is Peter North
Other obscure, pointless things broken this weekend, fat girls’ hymens after their boyfriends took them to a New Moon/Avatar double feature.
it’ll be one smell step for 3D technology
Coincidentally, ‘Smell Step’ was a failed brand of kitty litter.
If you take all the letters from the top ten movies and rearrange them, you get “ADO IN A BUTT”
Conspiracy?
Sorry, all the first letters.
Something Awful has the first good review of Avatar. I’m counting on you for the second, Vince!
Here’s the SA link:
[i]The integration of the CGI and live action is very impressive and it’s by far the best example of a 3D film I’ve seen to date. But, this isn’t a video game. You can’t get away with taking huge steps forward in visual techniques and then tell a cliche-ridden story.’[/i]
http://www.somethingawful.com/d/current-movie-reviews/xmas-flicks.php
Oh, I guess [i] doesn’t work huh
Whenever I google “black girl kissing a frog” it’s on the off chance that a Beyonce – Jay Z honeymoon video might turn up.
Eat shit and die, Disney.
Bloom, it’s greater than and less than.
Looks like it’s time to put Old Dogs down.
Did You Hear About The Horse And The Jackass?
Erswi wut?
Bloom: (less than sign)i(greater than sign)
Hugh Grant was quoted as saying once he always wanted to get a blow job from a Na’vi.
Well my post above is an interesting display of how WP doesn’t care if you put spaces in your tags. Oops.