People kept sending me this Worst Fake Accents video from Gawker and I was so pissed at the snub of Leonardo Di Caprio in Blood Diamond (“Een Amerikka eet’s bling bling, but out heah eet’s bling bang”) that I kept holding off posting it. But man, that Keanu Cockney is effing epic.
DAILY CIRCLE J LINKS
- The 10 most twisted holiday specials. |ScreenJunkies|
- Acclaimed comedy Mystery Team has opened in New York — demand it in your city, or I’ll eat this puppy. |
- Yahoo will sell your personal info for less than the price of a beej from yer sister. |GammaSquad|
- “Out of work prostitute will work for food.” |FListed|
- Hot girls with iPhones: there’s a fap for that. |HolyTaco|
- Here’s Lindsay Lohan topless. Good thing she waited till she looked 60 for this. |WWTDD|
- Seven annoying photo poses that prove you’re a douchebag. Number one? Standing to the right of a guy wearing an “I’m with douchebag” shirt. |Guyism|
- The Snooky-getting-punched .Gif will change your life. |WarmingGlow|
- Try a new Wes Welker bagelwich. |KissingSuzyKolber|
And finally, check out this sweet golden shower video:
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That girl getting punched made my life. It’s like he was punching her out of his hat.
I also love how he turns around without blinking, like an Italian Termintor.
And I also love how the dude in the middle gets clipped by that jab. It’s the Bada before the Bing!
In Malkovich’s bad Russian accent, he veel splash thee poot vhenever thee fahck he pleasus.
Holy christ, it’s like a bomb made out of hair extensions and an Ed Hardy hat explodes. I just watched that for a solid 5 minutes. Though I must warn you that listening to the sound file he has on there will make you strangle a hooker. Speaking of that, is it possible to edit the time stamps on these posts if someone were looking for an alibi?
It’s a pretty sad state of affairs when I close the image of lindsay lohan naked on my work computer not because there is someone behind me, but because I just don’t care.
Honestly, watch that guys face in the video, you can almost hear him scream “GOD I HATE THIS FUCKING STATE” as he turns his head.
Even Rhianna thinks that .gif is the shizzle – izzle – izzle – eh – eh – eh…
I almost want to know what led up to the punch. But, really, who needs an explanation? Some things are beautiful just the way they are.
God dammit, Lindsay … why couldn’t you have done this when you were half-way decent?
Ie. circa Parent Trap?
Matt is right, violence against women is wrong but violence against guidos is fun for the entirely family. You stay classy MTV!
Why ask why rainbows are made, Patty?
Just enjoy the beauty.
Eh Spaz, you can always spray it down with Lysol, put in a dvd, then just look at the tv over her bobbing head the whole time.
What’s not seen in that .gif is that chick getting lifted out of her faux-fur UGG boots.
Andrew Zimmern would eat that puppy either way.
That’s one thing I love about walking around campus. Any time the temp dips below 70, BOOM UGG boot explosion. Girls (I say this pointedly) wearing those retarded ass boots and plastic shorts that barely cover their ass make me too sad to store that image for later.
That punch is the best Christmas .gif EVER!
I hate Uggs. They give boots a bad name.
I compare those UGG boots or Old Navy’s Adora Boot to the boots Lloyd Christmas wore jumping out of that Lamborghini.
As an Australian, I feel I should apologise for the ugg boot phenomenon.
But they were never intended to be used outside the bedroom. Their original purpose was as his’n'hers bedpans.
True dinks!
Guidette, suddenly realising she doesn’t have a drink: “Heeeeeyyy … where’s my punch?”
Only if that bitch would have ask for a body shot instead of a Mind Eraser…
Amazing reference Pauly.
Also, we forgive you spaz, just this once.
Doggy vid: what an adorable way to completely fuck your bathtub’s enamel!
Do you know how hard it is to get a dog in the bathtub?
It’s like trying to stick your scrotum in a girl’s anus.
Guidette, thinking that dude is the bartender: “Hit me!”
the producers of Nine are terrified by that gif
I still think this is the worst fake accent ever:
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I think it’s remarkable that Guidos are such a despised ethnic subculture that MTV could make a reality show that furthers their stereotype without anyone complaining (save some cranky powerless old Italians). If they made a reality show about Jews called Wall Street their offices would get bombed by Israeli fighter jets.