Good news, folks, I’ve got two new Avatar clips to share. In this one, Zoe Saldana’s character teaches Sam Worthington (Jake Sully) the proper way to break your pterodactyl thingie so you can ride it around while you chuck spears at space helicopters. Do it wrong and they’ll just poop on the carpet and chew up all your feather necklaces, and no one wants that. I like to imagine that when they were shooting this scene, at first Zoe Saldana just did her lines in her regular voice.
JAMES CAMERON: “Whoa, whoa, whoa, what the f-ck are you doing?
ZOE SALDANA: “Huh? What? Did I flub a line?”
JAMES CAMERON: “No, I mean you’re playing a space alien from a planet light years away, and yet you’re talking like a Valley girl down at the mall. What are you, a f-cking retard? Everyone knows aliens don’t sound like that.”
ZOE SALDANA: “My bad. Should I try it in a dracula voice?”
JAMES CAMERON: “Duh.”
The other new clip is over at MSN, and in that one Giovanni Ribisi tells Sigourney Weaver about unobtanium. “Unobtanium?” “That’s right. It’s the most expensive substance in the galaxy, because the only way to mine it is with a doohickey.”
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Doo-Hickeys happen when you suck on a bald person’s scalp.
Not that I have any experience or anything…
Not for nuthin’ but those are some pretty nice blue tits. Not great, like Mystique’s blue tits mind you. But nice.
The Mighty Feklahr understands that Twihard chastity belts are made out of unobtainium.
The Mighty Feklahr understands that Twihard chastity belts are made out of unobtainium.
And the keys aren´t made at all.
And the keys aren´t made at all.
However, they magically spring open in the presence of sparkly, vegetarian
vibratorsvampires!If you say “blue tiger lady” to your co-workers, they will ask you. “which one, Rachel, Jaimee, or Kalika?”
That clip basically boils down to blue cats on giant birds, a concept that could be done way better with Photoshop and some pics from Cute Overload.
“unobtainium is worth 20mil a kilo”
how much for vampire catlady to s my d?
Completely off topic
The charity I recently founded, Instead of a Gift, Inc. has launched it’s website, http://www.insteadofagift.org. If anyone is interested in increasing donations to deserving charities instead of giving or receiving a gift nobody really wants please check it out. Don’t worry, I won’t mention this again unless asked.
They need to make their anthropomorphic animals less attractive. The possibility of running into furries is one of the reasons I probably won’t see this in theaters.
**Stone Soup opens secret file, rifles through a stack of paperwork, finds the sheet he needs, holds it up to the light and finds a secret watermark, reaches for the large magnifying glass, reads the code embedded within, enters it into his secure encryption website and waits for a response. The message is finally relayed to him: “You don’t care about this movie.”**
Goddamn you nePoo. I probably wouldn’t have thought twice about not donating until I saw that poor Dachshund in puppy prison. You crafty motherfucker. Now I feel horrible.
$50 or else the dog doesn’t get his Pupperoni after his walk.
Patty Boots says:
“That clip basically boils down to blue cats on giant birds”
Have you seen the fetish website necrofatties.uk?
These trailers have created an overabundance of a different substance which I’ve named “Uninterestidinum”.
If I were an avatar -let alone one who had been previously paralyzed in my human form- I feel pretty safe saying I would be constantly using my tail to masturbate.
If TWILIGHT fans are Twi-hards, are AVATAR fans Avatards?
If this becomes a series, will the fourth movie have the lead actor be a quadriplegic?
I’ve never broken a pterodactyl, but I once bent my wookiee.
Does riding a polydactyl count? ‘Cause she also gave great HJs also.
nePoo-Are those guys putting up the wall to keep Mexicans out??? How much ya need???
$25 or else they put in a door.
25 bucks??? I got that in Icehouse empties in the front seat of my car!
We believe in reasonable expectations.
Where’s the scene where her pterodactyl holds her down breaks her with those two tentacle things?
Doo-hickeys are what Anthony Michael Hall tries to give his ex.