I couldn’t fit the whole thing in here (the above version is cropped), but JoBlo has a new panorama banner that shows most of the characters from Tim Burton’s Alice in Wonderland. I still think this whole thing’s better if you imagine this tea party as a trailer full of speed freaks. The rabbit on Johnny Depp’s right, he’s the grizzled veteran of the meth game, paranoid and disheveled, indulging in the drugs out of necessity, no longer able to take pleasure in them. Then there’s the Cheshire Cat on the right. It’s his first time, so he’s feeling euphoric, smiling ear to ear and still has all his teeth. The other rabbit is the fiend, the one who does one line and then every five minutes for the next few days keeps saying, “Time for another line! Time for another line!”
They should do an Alice in Wonderland reimagining of Salton Sea. “I don’t mean to impose, but I am the ocean.”
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I still think Lisa Rinna would have made a wonderful Cheshire Cat.
The chick at the far right looks like she enjoys anal.
Don’t be fooled. We all do.
Alice in San Bernardino ? Been there, done that, soiled the t-shirt.
I was at the theater looking at this in cardboard form and some guy who looked like he’d just come off a bender pointed at the Mad Hatter and asked me “Is that there Jim Carrey?” I looked at him and shook my head “No, that there’s Johnny Depp.” As the huge font spelling out the words Johnny Depp basically floated above Depp’s head in the cutout.
I love Oregon.