Disney just released the third trailer for Tim Burton’s Alice in Wonderland and though Johnny Depp still looks like Madonna with too much makeup, this one actually delivers a ton of new footage. It also has more plot. “Since you’ve been gone,” Johnny Depp says, “the Red Queen has taken over all of Wonderland. Help us make the world right again.”
Whoa whoa whoa, evil took over the world and only Alice can help? What the hell is this, Lord of the Rings? Narnia? But then Helena Carter demanded a live pig on which to rest her aching feet and all was right again. (trailer and gallery after the jump)
Is it just me or did that tea party scene feel like she walked in on a family of tweekers? Everyone’s all strung out with stringy hair and f-cked up teeth. It’s all messy with old food sitting out everywhere and people are just walking across the kitchen table. Yay, Alice is here, I knew she’d come! Ask her if she brought more Mountain Dew! Show her the lizards we caught!
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What the hell is this, Lord of the Rings?
well at least it´s not planet of the apes
I hear Anne Hathaway loves for people to go down her rabbit hole.
want now please
…the movie, not Hathaway’s Holes
You know, Gandalf was actually able to fight that demon because Ciradan the Shipwright gave him the magic fire ring, making Gandalf the only non-elf to have one of the three magic rings untouched by Sauron and then he…OH FUCK! ROMULANS!
False alarm! Just Helena Bonham Carter.
Helena Bonham Carter looks like the giant head kid from So I Married an Axe Murderer.
That’s really how Helena Bonham Carter looks, every other movie used CG on her to make her look normal…and you saw how that all turned out.
How’d Anne sit so still for that title screen picture?
Its very very wrong how happypants The Mad Hatter makes me in this. I mean…there’s something wrong with me.
Especially after reading how Depp’s Non-Wife said he stole her teeth for the part.
A Trailer O’ Speed Freaks is what’s currently being pulled by Rooster and Trish’s van.
Depp went on to add: “I can breathe for the first time, I’m so moving on. Yeah, yeah. Thanks to you, now I get what I want.” That’s when the movie falls apart in my opinion.
“Since you’ve been gone,” Johnny Depp says, “the Red Queen has taken over all of Wonderland. Help us make the world right again.”
So this is American McGee’s Alice…by Tim Burton…but not really…
Well, since Syfy basically ripped the plot of this off for their Alice…
What the fuck? Is this movie animated or did I just drink ether again?
BK, there’s nothing sadder than a poor bastard in the throes of an ether binge.
Jess, what aboot puppy cancer?
I’ll take peyote for $100, Alex*.
*Not Alex Trebek but Alex my peyote guy.
The movie’s called Alice but Depp’s name is the only one attached to the trailer, so who’s the main fucking character here?