A COOL AS ICE DAILY CIRCLE J.
12.03.09
You can tell they’re from different sides of the tracks because her denim isn’t spray painted.
DAILY CIRCLE J LINKS
- November news headlines that ought to be TV movies. |MovieFone|
- “Tacos exploding in slow motion” isn’t as sexy as I’d hoped, but it’s still cool. It is literally impossible to go wrong with tacos and Parry Gripp songs. |HolyTaco|
- 2009 summed up in Autotune |ScreenJunkies|
- Here’s a long but informational piece on movie semantics. It also characterizes FilmDrunk readers as “people who beat the rest of us up.” Which I guess is, like, something. |Pajiba|
- These new Facebook suggestions are getting out of hand. |CollegeHumor|
- Jesse Ventura storms off the Opie and Anthony show. It’s funny that the show is called ‘Opie and Anthony’ and yet it feels like I only ever see Jim Norton talking. Not that I’m complaining. |Guyism|
- Buck Rogers has a web series or something. |ToplessRobot|
- Hey, wanna make a VCR out of a toaster? Course ya do. |GammaSquad|
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I don’t get it, Vince. I thought we pretty much only beat up on AICN? Are we the bad guys? I’m going to have to seriously rethink my entire life right after I get done torturing those cheerleaders in my basement.
Also, since Pajiba classifies its readership as nerdy pedants and then claims that they’re 70% gay and female, I’d like more information on the irony of anally retentive lesbians.
“people who beat the rest of us up.”? Yay, we’re The Warriors of the blogosphere, only with better hair. We should definitely get leather vests. I do like the AV Club but only ever read it when following/catching up on on good television.
70% gay and female membership? Who honestly gives a fuck what they think? Now, go make me a sandwich or tell me if these shoes go with my outfit.
Can I teach Pajiba what a fucking paragraph break is?
I find it ironic that someone is saying that “I” am the one beating someone else up. It may have taken about 20 years for the tables to turn, but I gotta tell ya, it feels pretty sweet.
And they can whine about us “beating them up” but they haven’t seen shit until Pauly sits on their chest while I mushroom stamp their foreheads.
Filmdrunk- The only movie blog that doesn’t care if you’re gay, straight, male or female just so long as you go to the post when it’s your turn to be the pivot.
I can understand them. I myself dabbled in pacifism once. Not in ‘Nam of course.
I’m going to start calling Arabs “Pajiba”. “Punjab” is out-dated.
I’m going to have a serious problem commenting today as long as that picture of Kylie Bisutti keeps showing up at the bottom.
I think by “70% female and gay,” the Pajiba writer meant his readers can’t afford the operation to finish off that last 30%.
* steals Pajiba’s lunch money *
Those little bitches were just afraid we would send Gary Busey and Lisa Rinna after them. That’s a lot of lips and teef!
For the record I think the Pajiba meant that comment affectionately.
*guy
No hard feelings, I beat myself more than anybody else anyway.
Whackety Schmackety Hand-Lube!
Videogum got, like, snubbed by Pajiba, you guys!*
*Footnotes are totes awesome.
For the record I think the Pajiba *guy meant that comment affectionately.
Yeah? Like when my Step-Dad used to tell me that he loved me as if I was his “real” son, then made me sweep the driveway at 6 AM? Cause that made me feel all warm and fuzzy.
The last time I meant a comment affectionately that got taken out of context was the last time I was allowed to sit at the kids’ table at Christmas dinner.
Fuckin, tattletales…
I’d also like to say that Ice’s spray painted denim is actually urban camo BDUs used by SWAT to blend in to 1980′s and early 90′s movie sets. Remember when they took down Don Johnson after his coke fueled rampage on the set of Harley Davidson and the Marlboro Man? Textbook.
For the record I think the Pajiba *guy meant that comment affectionately.
Of course, just as I called his readers a bunch of pre-op trannies out of respect and admiration.
I used to resent the fact that my parents wouldn’t let me dress “fashionably” in the 80′s and 90′s. Now I can sleep easy knowing that I’ll never have a picture like that pop up unexpectedly. Unfortunately, there are plenty of pics out there of me wearing Tuffskin jeans, Hypercolor knock-off t-shirts and Keds. :-(
J, Z Cavs . . . nuff said.
Also, new up.
Oh yeah, Ers. But I didn’t wear those until my lazy ass got a job and bought my own clothes.
I’m still confused as to the scientific formula behind using ice to melt stone into a human heart. I could swear that was an endothermic reaction.