
This is the trailer for 44-Inch Chest, which sadly isn’t about boobs, but somehow still sounds really awesome. Says Twitch:
What happens when the writers of hard edged British gangster picture Sexy Beast tackle family drama? You get 44 Inch Chest, a story of marital infidelity that takes a decidedly dark and nasty turn. Ray Winstone, Ian McShane, John Hurt and Tom Wilkinson star in what must surely be one of the best acted, most incredibly sweary films to come out of the UK in years.
Jesus, I love those actors, it’s like a who’s who of badasses. Aside from James Earl Jones or Morgan Freeman, does anyone have a cooler voice than Ray Winstone? If Morgan Freeman is sexual chocolate, Ray Winstone is the persuasive sound of all my negative impulses. “Oi, ‘ave anuvva drink, ya cunt. ‘as you gone soft? Oy fink dat mailbox wiz givin you da stink oy. You fink da bounsah wants to ‘ave a go? ‘e’s big but oy reckon ‘e’s nuffin specio.”
No release date in the U.S. as of yet.



Add Michael Caine to your list of awesomely pleasing voices, and we have a deal Vinky.
I’m excited. I’ve been in need of an apology for Rocknrolla.
UPROXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX!!!
So Burnsy, did Uproxx become self-aware and eat the other FilmDrunkards?
Where is everyone!!!!????
I wish I could curse so well. I just sound like a sorority girl with a broken nail.
Richard Samuel Attenborough, Baron of Richmond upon Thames. That is all.
Michael J Fox is going to be in the upcoming Rocknrolla sequel.
I will only allow Uproxx to log me out 16 more times before I’m outta here.
I’ve got no problem wiff Urproxx logging me out as long as it also closes my browser window quickly enough to prevent me being Hustla’d.
Oh man, I hope the guy they’re holding isn’t Kirk Cameron because if it is, they’re in for a world of Christ-issued redemption.
I wanted to skip Rocknrolla back across the pond.
They cut off his ear, right? Which one is Mr. Blonde?
The dude that narrated magnolia and assassination of Jesse James has a cool voice. And he gets extra points for being a child molester in magnolia.
Rocknrolla was a fuckin’ masterpiece compared to Revolver.
Revolver is alongside Empire Records and 10,000 B.C. as the biggest pieces of rhino turd ever made.
What about Bruce Greenwood?
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