My methodology on this one was pretty simple: it’s one thing to make a good trailer for a movie I’m already eagerly anticipating (Where the Wild Things Are, Dark Knight, etc.), it’s another to make a kick-ass trailer for a movie that seems like something I’d hate.  Legion carries the unholy distinction of being an apocalypse story, looking like a CGI graphic novel movie, and being distributed by veteran turd peddlers Screen Gems.  But I defy you to watch the trailer, especially the last part in the diner, without peeing your pants in terror.  See, this is why all old people belong in homes.  First they start telling pointless stories and smelling funny, next thing you know they’re biting your neck and crawling on the ceiling.  “What was I doin up here again? Hey, we should get lunch, it’s 10:30 already.”

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Honorable mention: Nic Cage Shoots a Little Girl, A Killer Inside Me (aka Jessica Alba’s butt and a Kate Hudson autoerotic asphyxiation scene), Bad Lieutenant red band, Tony Jaa does a flip off an elephant, Youth in Revolt red-band, the blood-puking scene from Død Snø.  The Black Dynamite red-band might be the best of all time, but it’s from ’08.