USA Today published the first picture from Harry Potter and The Deathly Hallows Part 1, the seventh Harry Potter movie. I don’t really care about Harry Potter either way, but compared to Twilight, it’s nice that JK Rowling can at least write at above a fifth grade level. Anyway, it appears this one’s about Ron Weasely’s struggle to distract from his face and hair by pairing stripes with checkers and plaid.
The first installment of the two-part Deathly Hallows finds young wizards Harry (Daniel Radcliffe), Ron (Rupert Grint) and Hermione (Emma Watson) struggling to find their way in the Muggle (human) world, with their own lives in the balance and the fate of the magical realm in their hands. -USA Today
In related news, Video Business also talked to director David Yates, who confirmed that Daniel Radcliffe will appear naked at one point during the last two movies.
In one scene, “a horcrux [carrying a piece of Voldemort's soul] defends itself by producing nightmarish visions, and one shows Hermione and Harry embracing and kissing,” explained Yates. “It’s something intriguing and sensual for Rupert to react to, and Dan will be bare for that.” -ComingSoon
Jesus Christ, Emma Watson and Daniel Radcliffe will be naked together while Rupert Grint watches? They’re gonna have to use a special filter to film that. JJ Abrams might have to come collect the lens flares for his next Star Trek movie. I haven’t seen that much pale skin in the same room since I skinned those pale chicks.
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They’re going to have to blow much of the CGI budget on making Radcliffe look like he’s enjoying it.
ima gonna have to cast Penis Erectus after that Hermione bikini pic, gnome sayin’??
Amazin! They all have the same hairstyle as the last one! Does this mean the world will actually end in 2012?
a horcrux [carrying a piece of Voldemort's soul] defends itself by producing nightmarish visions…and Dan will be bare for that
Wait, so self-defense is an alibi for flashing now? My parole officer is about to get a shitload busier once I get all those elementary school kids to threaten me again.
Left to right: Yes, No, Maybe if she were still under age.
add some Luna Lovegood and Ginny weasley into the mix and I’ll be casting mad ammounts of Coitus Interruptus
In my day, a “ginny weasley” was when you took a ginger kid, pulled out a clump of their god-forsaken hair, shoved it in their mouth and then punched them in the stomach.
NEW YORK—According to a report published Tuesday by the Center for the Study of Goddamn Fucking Shames, 96 percent of the nation’s sorry sons of bitches never even saw it coming. The study found that two-thirds of those surveyed didn’t stand a chance, 21 percent never would’ve thought for a second, and 2 percent were just sitting there minding their own business when all of a sudden, whack, right in the back of the head. “Poor bastards,” head researcher David Childress said. The report also showed that the remaining 4 percent did manage to see it coming, but before they had a chance to do a damn thing about it, it was too late.
Have these kids taken one god damn english or mathematics course? No, I didn’t think so. Great, welfare line is that way you f’in wizard a-holes.
It kinda bugs Him how much Radcliffe looks like a lesbian in that picture…like…an Iowa City lesbian…He guesses you will just have to take His word on that.
Harry Potter and the Mysterious Tingling Crotch.
Fek -If that is true, than my mother might very well be a 63 year old Iowa City lesbian. Which, actually, kinda makes sense.
I hope they leave in the line of dialogue where Neville Longbottom doesn’t understand why Hermione’s wand uses 3 D-sized batteries.
Harry Potter and the Happy Ending?
I never got on the Harry Potter boat. I think it’s because there aren’t enough tits and violence. Same with Twilight. It’s for fags and kids.
Wait a tic, he’ll be naked and humping something? I have to assume it’s a horse. Is SJP in this?!?
I bet he doesn’t have a very Hairy Pooter
Who cares if we see him naked? I want to see if they leave the scene in from the book where Harry digs up Dumbledore and fondles his giblets.
DId someone already mention his crooked wand? I want to mention his crooked want. I heard some girls like it when it’s crooked.
Or will he poke Ron in the eye with his crooked wand? I NEED TO KNOW!!!
His wand goes “ptoo ptoo”
Harry Potter and the United Colors of Benetton.
[hip checks elle0 away from mic]
My whorex had a deathly hollow.
HA! You only killed half my joke!
I love hockey, where else can a player try to decapitate a teammate for letting the other team score. Normally you only see that in off field action in Colombian soccer.
It won’t end in 2012. They still have to adapt “Harry Potter and the Never Ending Stream of Erotic Fanfiction.”