This will be the third version I’ve posted of the world’s drunkest guy, AKA a man in the depths of an ether binge, AKA the official FilmDrunkard video, and even though he’s not film related, I think these are considered follow ups at this point.  You know what?  I shouldn’t have to apologize for posting awesome videos like this one.  All I try to do is entertain you and this is the thanks I get?  I’m crying now, I hope you’re happy.  Anyway, this version reimagines our protagonist as a character in a video game.  Or should I say prostaggernist?  Get it?  Shut up, you guys are mean.

Your move, Hasselhoff.

[Thanks to Burnsy for the tip]