11.30.09 WIN SOME SNATCH. ON BLU-RAY.

First person to send me a funny gypsy/pikey-related photo or photoshop gets it.

The Mighty Feklahr knew that one day His intolerance of other cultures would come back to haunt Him!

I saw real gypsies like that when I was in Ireland. But, sadly, no Stath.

Cool story, Patty Boots!

My favo(u)rite exhibit at the zoo? Why the Gypos of course.

Phohohchop? Wat de fack do oy know ’bout phohohchop?

Fuck it, Lince, I just realized I don’t have a Bluray player. Enjoy the pic, though.

I give away snatch, too, but you gotta buy me dinner first.

This is a great giveaway for people who make too much money don’t think that DVDs have good enough picture quality.

Just kidding. No, you don’t!

I won some snatch boy pussy in a bar fight once, but it was nothing to brag about.

Blu-Ray snatch? Shit broheim, been out for years. [pionts to mound of porn]

I think I am going to buy a Danny Trejo shirt to cheer myself up today.

True story. I end up talking like Brad Pitt in that movie when I mix being Nova Scotian with Red Bull and Vodka.

Does Cholas count?

My photoshop skills are lacking, so instead I’ll just watch six straight hours of Univision. That way I’ll have just as much of an idea about what just went on, except I will have seen a shitload more cleavage.

Vince, when we gonna get some more sexman???

[photoshops Van with Snatch poster art on it, a camer trai...er, towing a caravan all about the gypos, firing missles at the NES van]

No photoshop fail.

I don’t really know what Layer Cake has to do with Guy Ritchie

I’m curious about this too. Maybe, they got LC confused with Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels, or because the people in Layer Cake talk Limey, or mixed up Danial Craig with Da Staph… or they’re stupid.

Pikey Brad Pitt and emo pug, in your inbox like a viagra email…bam.

Well, between this and the XFiles BluRay Lince sent Him, it looks like it is god dang time to get a bluray player!

*remembers birthday and winter solstice yuletide holiday season is just days away*

QAPLAH!

I can’t photoshop for shit, buuuuuut…you like dags?

Emo Dog’s name is Jonas.

I can’t photoshop, but what about a picture of Meghan McCain holding a baby with my face on it?

Sorry, FCM, you were a close second. Fek was a few minutes ahead.

Good job, Fek.

Do we get to see the winning entry?

*throws glass of scotch against majestic fireplace *

“Layer Cake” was directed by the man who produced “Lock, Stock…” and “Snatch,” Matt Vaughn. That’s why it’s in the 3-pack. Vaughn read the book and instead of giving it to Ritchie to direct held onto it for himself. Probably a good thing, since at that time Ritchie was banging Queen Sandy Vag.

I’ll wait for Avatar so I can see some blue snatch.

Let’s see the winning pic!

That dude on the far right has 6 fingers…

Holy shit. I’ve watched that movie at least 15 times (seriously, I probably shouldn’t be proud) and I’ve never noticed crazy hands guy.