11.20.09 WEEKEND PREVIEW: ABSTINENCE PARABLES, IGUANAS
Opening this weekend (trailers after the jump):
Twilight Saga: New Moon
Were you aware? I think it’s based on a book or something.
The Blind Side
I’ve heard from semi-reliable sources that this movie is actually good, but I refuse to believe it. No way a film with the exchange “That boy’s changin yer lahfe.” “Nope. He’s changin’ mahne” can possibly be taken seriously. Purtend the quarterback’s yer new white momma, Mike!
Planet 51
It’s an animated kids movie about aliens, from the aliens perspective. Probably great if you’re 8 years old, or trying to entertain 8 year olds. Their little arms are so hard to pin down sometimes.
Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans
Possibly my favorite movie of the year, you can read my review here. It opens today in New York, LA, Chicago, DC and San Fran. In five days it will be out in Boston, Philly, Dallas, San Diego, Seattle, and Phoenix. If you live in one of those cities, go see it, or else Werner Herzog will strangle a newborn kitten and Nic Cage will have to sell his dinosaur skull.
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WEEKEND PREVIEW: ABSTINENCE PARABLES, IGUANAS
So then there are two movies worth seeing this weekend?
*hint* One of em ain’t The Blind Side.
Good to know that the writters of TBS thought it was OK to call a large black man, “boy.”
How angry d’ya reckon Vince will be when Bad Lieutenant gets reamed by the Academy?
I’m hoping for “stabby”-angry.
Thanks to you guys, I just sent a completely inappropriate email to a client by accident (talking about a pig wandering back onto our Christmas dinner menu).
FUCK MIKE!
TBS?
Very funny.
Go see “Bad Lieutenant” starring Val Kilmer alongside Eva Mendes’s aggressive eyebrows and Nic Cage’s bizarrely wrinkleproof forehead!
Also, “The Blind Side” is very good.
http://www.twitter.com/chetkilmer
I wonder if Sandra Bullock knows how to fry chicken.
Of course she does, Chino. She’s as “method” as they come.
Check out that hair, the cross, the appalling anti-cleavage!
A master of her craft.
I was checking out that cleavage, too. Very strange. It’s like her bewbs are trying to get away from the cross.
That’s because they’re Jeewbs, noMo.
I’m gonna totally cheat on my new husband with yew.
Sandra Bullock’s: The Blind Side? More like, Sandra Bullock’s: The Back Side, AMIRITE?
I haven’t seen a Sandra Bullock movie in forever but I would totally Bind-Slide her.
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