Comments on: WEEKEND PREVIEW: ABSTINENCE PARABLES, IGUANAS

By: Oski

Oski — Sat, 21 Nov 2009 17:03:25 +0000

I haven’t seen a Sandra Bullock movie in forever but I would totally Bind-Slide her.

By: Frett Bavre

Frett Bavre — Sat, 21 Nov 2009 10:30:14 +0000

Sandra Bullock’s: The Blind Side? More like, Sandra Bullock’s: The Back Side, AMIRITE?

By: ChinoMoreno

ChinoMoreno — Sat, 21 Nov 2009 01:56:08 +0000

I’m gonna totally cheat on my new husband with yew.

By: Crapbasket

Crapbasket — Sat, 21 Nov 2009 00:43:13 +0000

That’s because they’re Jeewbs, noMo.

By: ChinoMoreno

ChinoMoreno — Sat, 21 Nov 2009 00:00:47 +0000

I was checking out that cleavage, too. Very strange. It’s like her bewbs are trying to get away from the cross.

By: spazmodic

spazmodic — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 23:55:09 +0000

Of course she does, Chino. She’s as “method” as they come.

Check out that hair, the cross, the appalling anti-cleavage!

A master of her craft.

By: ChinoMoreno

ChinoMoreno — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 23:44:30 +0000

I wonder if Sandra Bullock knows how to fry chicken.

By: chetkilmer

chetkilmer — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 23:38:26 +0000

Go see “Bad Lieutenant” starring Val Kilmer alongside Eva Mendes’s aggressive eyebrows and Nic Cage’s bizarrely wrinkleproof forehead!

Also, “The Blind Side” is very good.

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By: Jacktion!

Jacktion! — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 23:26:48 +0000

TBS?

Very funny.

By: Al

Al — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 23:25:41 +0000

Thanks to you guys, I just sent a completely inappropriate email to a client by accident (talking about a pig wandering back onto our Christmas dinner menu).

FUCK MIKE!