Comments on: WEEKEND PREV.: FANTASTIC OLD NINJA FOX ROAD ASSASSIN

By: Påüłÿ Ðąηgęrσűşľγ

Påüłÿ Ðąηgęrσűşľγ — Mon, 30 Nov 2009 07:24:00 +0000

I’d rather cotton-swab test my dick-hole with a Swiffer® than watch Ninja Assassin.

By: Påüłÿ Ðąηgęrσűşľγ

Påüłÿ Ðąηgęrσűşľγ — Mon, 30 Nov 2009 07:19:16 +0000

Seriously, I would rather watch the abortion I survived than watch Ninja Assassin.

By: spazmodic

spazmodic — Mon, 30 Nov 2009 02:40:02 +0000

She chose “Lana” as her name because she likes the way it looks when written backwards.

By: spazmodic

spazmodic — Mon, 30 Nov 2009 02:36:23 +0000

I’m sure Lana Wachowski would rather have a period than watch Ninja Assassin again, too.

Too bad she can’t CGI herself some ovaries… :(

By: Jirish

Jirish — Mon, 30 Nov 2009 00:50:58 +0000

I would rather be under Pauly when he had his period than see Ninja Assassin again.

By: Påüłÿ Ðąηgęrσűşľγ

Påüłÿ Ðąηgęrσűşľγ — Sun, 29 Nov 2009 23:28:04 +0000

I would rather have a period than watch Ninja Assassin again.

But I would love to watch Fantastic Mr. Fox again, but on shrooms.

By: The Bone

The Bone — Sun, 29 Nov 2009 21:23:47 +0000

Sure, sure. It was directed by a guy who’s worked with them on 5 of their previous movies so I’m sure they had no influence whatsoever on the style of the film.

Larry Wachowski – penis = Lana Wachowski

By: Disastronaut

Disastronaut — Sun, 29 Nov 2009 21:02:24 +0000

who did what? Ninja assassin was produced by, not directed by, The Wachowski bros.

By: The Bone

The Bone — Sun, 29 Nov 2009 20:47:59 +0000

All I have to say about Ninja Assassin is: ever since that one Wachowski brother cut his dick off, their movies have gone way downhill.

By: Disastronaut

Disastronaut — Sun, 29 Nov 2009 07:55:46 +0000

Moving on to more important things: Emily Watson’s face IS so fucking weird looking. that we can all agree on, i’m sure.