11.04.09 UWE BOLL ADDS INSULT TO INJURY IN DARFUR

Well, with no context on which to post, and Lince having already nommed his boyfriend for COTW, He might as well just take a pass on this one.

Aw, qovlpath it: Boll’s movie about Woodstock was pretty “gruwe”!

Whoa, I thought Hollywood fixed Darfur ages ago. What’s all this then?

Awwww, *tear* those child soldiers grow up so fast don’t they?

So where are all the diamonds?

Seriously though, that kid bought fake bling and a shitty video editing program with my family’s ransom money?

Apparently, in Darfur, you can get AIDS from a popcorn box.

Why is Bangs bragging about knowing the one phone number in the Sudan?

Fek, it’s not cool to make fun of Michelle like that.

Only if you mouth off the milksnake sitting in the bottom Donk.

Sexcase can only look upon the majesty of Bangs’ teeth and weep. Y’know, there’s something to be said for the African diet of cow’s blood and dust. Every native i’ve ever seen has got a perfect smile.

o/` It’s my dick in a popcorn box o/`

They don’t play Underarmor commercials in Sudan for two reasons:

1. “Click. Clack” is a horribly offensive racial epithet.
2. Not enough televisions.

“Lince having already nommed his boyfriend for COTW”

Chodin was here and I missed him?

Uwe screws over yet another cherished video game franchise.

*shakes fist* BOLL!!!!!!

Chick #1: I love thoes boots! Is that fake fur?
Chick #2: Nope, Darfur.
C#1: What will you do if some Peta flips throw paint on them?
C#2: I’ll Sudan.

When Anniston finally does herself in they win rule her death a Jenocide.

When the DVD for this comes out George Clooney is going to stick it up his ass to check his temperature

Can anyone PS Hayden Pantiesderrier into that Retard MMA pic?

You think child soldiers are tragic? You should have been there the last time Al moved and suffered lost toys.

Oh, it’s about the Sudan. I thought Darfur might have been a French remake of an old Dudley Moore movie, Best Defense.

Don’t think Bangs ‘ll be taking any of his shorties to see Darfur. Not exactly a date movie.

The Mighty Feklahr would fuck that pic of Kim Kardashian over there so hard.

Boy: Dad, what are boobies for?
Dad: Dafur motorboating.
Boy: Sudan they’re like a life jacket?
Dad: Yes.

*Jack walks in with a red and white striped bucket under his arm*

Hey guys! Anybody want some… aw, fuck.

*Jack turns around and leaves*

Fek, you see her in her genie Halloween costume?

There must be something wrong with the audio, I can’t understand what Billy’s Zane.

Genie costume? You know He’s talking about the black eye, right???

If she’d have been sparked out on the canvas with cartoon birds spinning around her head then i’d be tempted too.

/Brendon’s still got it. His stuff is wasted on the crazies over there.

*finds a fake-fur boot in the trash*

Crappy … Djibouti?

The crazies? Are you implying that deciding that he’s no longer writing the site on a bi-weekly basis isn’t entirely sane?

Or that handing the moderator spot to a self ingulgent cunt lacked clear forethought?

I’d put that back modic, I stepped in alpaca shit with it.

Er, i might be. “So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past.”

Is it EWEE or UWE??? A bowl full of Darfur

:: FLUSH::

This is Uwe’s best comedy yet

Dude must have been smoking some heavy doobies.

Bangs > Uwe Boll…. I like the part where Bangs show his stacks of money and then his fancy cars and then his stacks of money again! He really shows us how awesome he is with those visuals. His obvious talent has led to riches beyond what anyone would think possible in the current musical industry climate. Amazing! Uwe Boll could learn a lot from Bangs.