Broken Lizard, the comedy team from Colgate U. behind Super Troopers, Club Dread, and Beerfest, have a new movie coming out December 11th, The Slammin’ Salmon. It stars Michael Clarke Duncan as a former boxing champ who offers $10,000 to the waiter who can sell the most fish at his restaurant. Then he threatens hilarity to ensue or else he’ll punch it in the stomach. Will hilarity comply??? Anyway, it looks like it could either be really funny or really stupid, I’m guessing both.
Haha, “how are you feline.” Because they’re cats, get it? It’s funny ’cause I want to hug them.
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Looks more like an Oafish Blowfish.
Hilarity ensues when Butterbean comes in hungry for Toro!
If I say that I actually want to see this, am I going to get punched in the throat?
Wow, Fek just warped into the future from the last post.
The salmon tastes like snozzberries.
They sell fish at Popeyes?
I like slammin the pink meat.
Super Groupers.
I like my salmon smothered in Jack Sauce.
The only night his restaurant ever smelled fishier, was Taco Tuesday.
This looks more Club Dread and less Super Troopers/Beerfest.
I like my salmon smothered in Jack Sauce.
Just give me a minute or two, Crappy.
You can order your fish baked, broiled or grilled but it’s always going to be delivered fried.
Needs more shoe horned in unrelated bewb shots!
Rhianna was rushed to hospital (again) with a case of Slammin’ Salmonella.
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Hilarity ensues when Muhammad Ali comes in and orders the hhmpffphmmpffff.
The Slammin’ Salmon was the worst WWE character ever.
I thought I saw Nickelback in that trailer … turns out it was just ‘mo Hinder.
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You really don’t have to specify “shitty” when discussing Heroes, Nickelback, or Hinder. That’s like saying that water is wet.
I was actually specifying my shitty joke, but that’s redundant too.
Well well, water is wet isn’t it?
Well water also tastes like filt, cancer and pennies.
New up!
I don’t know how good this movie can be considering it SPAWNED from Club Dred.
*sad trombone*
Did you hear this one? The California Department of Wildlife decided to create the ultimate fish. They wanted the size of a coho salmon, the taste of a walleye and the fight of a muski. Years of work in the lab resulted in just such a fish… called a “co-wall-ski”. Only one problem, it couldn’t swim!
Thanks we have wonderful show tonight: Funnyman Gilbert Gottfried is here. And the music of Chickenfoot!
If Michael Clarke Duncan acts like a retard and someone dies in the electric chair this might be decent.