Yeah, so the headline’s pretty self-explanamatory. This is the poster for Tim Burton’s Alice in Wonderland, opening March 5th in annoying 3D. It stars Mia Wasikowska as Alice (curiously absent from the poster, as is Johnny Depp as the Mad Hatter), Helena Bonham Carter as the Red Queen, Anne Hathaway as the White Queen, the Cheshire Cat (voiced by Stephen Fry), and Matt Lucas as Tweedledee and Tweedledum. Hey, whatever keeps him from doing another season of Little Britain. I can’t tell if that show is terrible, or if it’s just mediocre and the horrendous laugh track is what makes it seem so loathsome. And I can’t make fun of his weird bald look because he has alopecia, but I will say that those horizontal stripes are doing him NO favors. *bitchily sips flirtini*
[via /Film]



Cheshire’s smiling because he can see Anne’s titties.
I can’t get into this knowing that The White Queen doesn’t take it up the butt.
Rumor has it that the White Queen likes people to play with her Brown Duke.
Anne said it best when she said:
What is love
Oh baby, don’t hurt me
Don’t hurt me no more
Whoa whoa whoa, oooh oooh
Whoa whoa whoa, oooh oooh
Double dick step?
It’s a shame they ran through their special effects budget before they came to Matt Lucas.
If an Anne Hathaway movie has to be in 3-D, why can’t it be Havoc?
Though both were better written than mine. I’ll give you that.
Oops…sorry Erswi…we both had our minds on Hatha’s way.
It’s cool. I’m nomming yours now.
I’m I the only one that thinks Helen Bonham Carter looks like the illegitimate love child of Queen Elizabeth and Bozo The Clown?
I always thought that queens liked the butt secks.
Butt sex ultimately killed Queen :(
*clap* . . . *clap* . . . *clap* . . . *clap* . . .
It stars Mia Wasikowska as Alice (curiously absent from the poster)…
A pair of queens beats a lush.
Swi has the clap!
NOMS IN WONDERLAND HAZ HAPPY FLAVURZ!
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ROFLKOTAL! Qaplah, bruns and Pualy!
No poker puns allowed unless they’re Jack’s or better.
Stinky, there aren’t any puns better than mine.
Is that a challenge, Jack!?