Often times in film or television news you’ll hear the phrase “tested well” or something “didn’t test well.”  What that means is, the producers on a project got a bunch of random people with nothing to do in the middle of the day to go to a screening of something they’d never heard of before.  Then, often times, those producers were so afraid of having their own opinion, they actually made decisions on that project based on what those random people had to say about it.  It’s sort of the entertainment industry equivalent of the local news staple “interview anyone who happens to be standing nearby.”  So, who are these people?  What do they like? Thanks to this video sent in by Matt, today I can introduce you to one of them:

“My profession is that I don’t work okay, and I love it because I get to take advantage of so many things and work sucks.”
“My nickname is number one because I’m always the first person in line for everything!”
“My main thing is to go see free movies, because I love movies, and why should I pay for something I don’t have to?”
“My idea of hell is… that there wouldn’t be any more freebies in town!”
“I wanna do voice overs. I’ve been on the radio quite a bit, but I wanna do it, like, as a part time thing. Not to make money, but because I LOVE hearing myself on the radio!”
“You should date me because…. I’m not boring, I’m wild and crazy, and, there’s a possibility that we could have sex if you play the song ‘Closer’ by Nine Inch Nails.”

I’ll admit, I started this post planning to make fun of her, but now I think I’m in love. Wait, I think I found her the perfect match! They even have the same occupation. Apparently they both work at “N/A”. I hear they’re hiring: