Comments on: THE NEW ROAD TRAILER SEEMS MISLEADING http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/11/the-new-road-trailer-seems-misleading FilmDrunk.com is the movie blog that plays rough, just the way your mother likes it. We cover all things movie-related, but just because we watch a lot of movies don’t expect us to act all serious about them. Think of FilmDrunk as the film industry’s older brother who punches it in the shoulder when it acts queer. Sat, 11 Feb 2012 00:38:59 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1.1 By: davidnowacki http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/11/the-new-road-trailer-seems-misleading#comment-227545 davidnowacki Tue, 03 Nov 2009 01:02:58 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=20588#comment-227545 Gee, this apocalypse looked shitty until that music started and celebrities started showing up and spewing uplifting one-liners. Gee, this apocalypse looked shitty until that music started and celebrities started showing up and spewing uplifting one-liners.

]]> By: $3.50 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/11/the-new-road-trailer-seems-misleading#comment-227421 $3.50 Mon, 02 Nov 2009 17:57:17 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=20588#comment-227421 Before his untimely demise, Michael Jackson read for Robert Duvall's character stating, "If there's anyone on this earth more qualified than me to recognize a young boy as an angel I'll eat a handful of pain killers." Before his untimely demise, Michael Jackson read for Robert Duvall’s character stating, “If there’s anyone on this earth more qualified than me to recognize a young boy as an angel I’ll eat a handful of pain killers.”

]]> By: BretFarveRocks http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/11/the-new-road-trailer-seems-misleading#comment-227401 BretFarveRocks Mon, 02 Nov 2009 17:12:23 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=20588#comment-227401 Wow, that music represents the book perfectly! SPOILER: Viggo ends up saving the world at the end of the book, and his son and him eat lollipops and play with kittens on the beach. Wow, that music represents the book perfectly! SPOILER: Viggo ends up saving the world at the end of the book, and his son and him eat lollipops and play with kittens on the beach.

]]> By: The Merovingian http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/11/the-new-road-trailer-seems-misleading#comment-227400 The Merovingian Mon, 02 Nov 2009 16:57:23 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=20588#comment-227400 Youw see that fackin nonce snoggin the little un Youw see that fackin nonce snoggin the little un

]]> By: ChinoMoreno http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/11/the-new-road-trailer-seems-misleading#comment-227399 ChinoMoreno Mon, 02 Nov 2009 16:57:16 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=20588#comment-227399 Hey, who shit in my Barbie car?! Hey, who shit in my Barbie car?!

]]> By: ChinoMoreno http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/11/the-new-road-trailer-seems-misleading#comment-227398 ChinoMoreno Mon, 02 Nov 2009 16:55:56 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=20588#comment-227398 My father's name is nogoodlyingworthlessbrokeassnochildsupportpayingtinydickedmotherfucker. At least that's what my mother calls him. My father’s name is nogoodlyingworthlessbrokeassnochildsupportpayingtinydickedmotherfucker.

At least that’s what my mother calls him.

]]> By: Donkey Hodey http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/11/the-new-road-trailer-seems-misleading#comment-227397 Donkey Hodey Mon, 02 Nov 2009 16:52:49 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=20588#comment-227397 You can put her dress on a turd and plop it down into her pink convertible, but that still doesn't turn a turd into a Barbie doll. You can put her dress on a turd and plop it down into her pink convertible, but that still doesn’t turn a turd into a Barbie doll.

]]> By: ChinoMoreno http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/11/the-new-road-trailer-seems-misleading#comment-227396 ChinoMoreno Mon, 02 Nov 2009 16:52:17 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=20588#comment-227396 My father's name is sperm donor #378531 My father’s name is sperm donor #378531

]]> By: The Merovingian http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/11/the-new-road-trailer-seems-misleading#comment-227395 The Merovingian Mon, 02 Nov 2009 16:49:44 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=20588#comment-227395 Maurice 'Maury' Levy: You are feeding off the violence and the despair of the drug trade. You are stealing from those who themselves are stealing the lifeblood from our city. You are a parasite who leeches off the culture of drugs... Omar Little: Just like you, man. Maurice 'Maury' Levy: Excuse me? What? Omar Little: I got the shotgun. You got the briefcase. It's all in the game though, right? Maurice ‘Maury’ Levy: You are feeding off the violence and the despair of the drug trade. You are stealing from those who themselves are stealing the lifeblood from our city. You are a parasite who leeches off the culture of drugs…

Omar Little: Just like you, man.

Maurice ‘Maury’ Levy: Excuse me? What?

Omar Little: I got the shotgun. You got the briefcase. It’s all in the game though, right?

]]> By: ChinoMoreno http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/11/the-new-road-trailer-seems-misleading#comment-227394 ChinoMoreno Mon, 02 Nov 2009 16:37:23 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=20588#comment-227394 My father's name is John. Not sure if it's John 9:00, 9:30 or 10:00, but it's John. My father’s name is John. Not sure if it’s John 9:00, 9:30 or 10:00, but it’s John.

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