THE DUDE WRESTLES COUNTRY SINGIN’
11.17.09Jeff Bridges stars in Crazy Heart, a film already drawing comparisons to The Wrestler. It’s still got a guy singin’ about a three-legged dog on a one-way road to nowheretown, only this time, he’s the main character.
Bad Blake is a broken-down, hard-living country music singer who’s had way too many marriages, far too many years on the road and one too many drinks way too many times. And yet, Bad can’t help but reach for salvation with the help of Jean (MAGGIE GYLLENHAAL), a journalist who discovers the real man behind the musician. As he struggles down the road of redemption, Bad learns the hard way just how tough life can be on one man’s crazy heart. [Apple]
I’m not sure if The Dude is supposed to be Merle Haggard or Waylon Jennings, but either way, I think by “salvation” they mean “a way younger chick’s vagina.” It’s the American dream.
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Maggie Gyllenhaal plays the best “this is the prettiest girl this lump-ass of a character could possibly score” ever.
Maggie Gyllenhaal should be a Cuntry music star.
Or a Queefsician, if you will.
Ladies and gentlemen, I’d like to sing you a song about a broke-down old man, a sad turtle, and America.
I think “salvation” means coming to grips with his homosexuality just enough to rail Maggie, but not Jake.
If they were Canadian, Gyllenhaal’s character’s last name would be Jacket.
He’s had way too many marriages? So, he’s been married once?
You can tell he’s Bad Blake because of the goatee. His twin brother is a clean-shaven and successful boy band manager.
He wouldn’t have to get married so many times if his wives would just quit leaving him!
That rug really tied the
roomtrailer together.He’s called Crazy Heart because his songs have irregular beats.
I think they meant way to manly marriages.
He just can’t wait to get on the broad again.
The Wrestler : Crazy Heart :: Pixar : Dreamworks
Guys guys guys, if you’re looking for a character with a savior complex to save the lead, replacing a hot stripper with a Down syndrom looking hag is not the way to go, k?
MAN I AM IN A FUCKING PISSED OFF MOOD NOW! I DIDN’T FIND OUT UNTIL TODAY THAT THE NEW RZ ALBUM GOT DELAYED UNTIL 2010! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! DIE MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!
“by “salvation” they mean “a way younger chick’s vagina.”
And to think I told that guy on the the corner of 6th and Congress to fuck off when he offered me salvation. Shit.
Needs more Bocephus.
No, not Hak Jr., the dummy.
If salvation is in Maggie Gyllenhaal’s vagina, then I’ll see you fuckers in hell.
I like it better without the “n” anyways.
All Bad Blake ever wanted was his career back.
With a name like Bad, you think they would have gone with Stereotypical Hot Crutch instead of Jean