Comments on: THE BRAZILIAN SUBWAY IS GOING DOWN!!

By: Buzzardsaw

Buzzardsaw — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 19:31:21 +0000

I can spot at least 12 Brazilian Ninjews in this banner pic. Drop a dime in that subway and it’ll never even hit the ground.

Jacktion! — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 18:59:53 +0000

Donk, the Jewish martial art is Judo.

Wait no, that’s what they make bagels out of.

B.K. — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 18:50:59 +0000

Muslims refuse to acknowledge the existence of Brazil because they’ve never been invited to Carnivale.

Donkey Hodey — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 18:49:05 +0000

Muslims are leery of Brazil because they hear the Jews there have their own martial art. Their not exactly sure what “Jitsu” is, but it sounds scary.

Donkey Hodey — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 18:42:12 +0000

They’re not worried about hydrophobes because people with rabies aren’t allowed on the subway anyway.

Buzzardsaw — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 18:34:47 +0000

The next time I grow a beard I’m going for the ‘Brazilian Jesus’.

Before anyone asks: Yes, it will match the carpet.

B.K. — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 18:32:31 +0000

This is not what Brazil had in mind when Roland asked to flood their tube.

ChinoMoreno — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 18:29:17 +0000

I FUCKING LOVE FRIED CHICKEN!

ChinoMoreno — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 18:28:50 +0000

Price of this ad? $5/ft.

Jacktion! — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 18:28:18 +0000

Have you ever had Brazilian food? They make the best fried chicken.