THE BRAZILIAN SUBWAY IS GOING DOWN!!
11.06.09
(It’s just not the same without Yakety Sax)
2012 is already looking like the front runner for winter’s best comedy, and here’s a subway ad for it in Rio De Janeiro, Brazil. (I hear the tunnels are where Blanka from Street Fighter hides). Anyway, pretty cool. It’s funny, Roland Emmerich didn’t blow up any Muslim landmarks in his movie because he was worried about them getting mad, yet he blew off the famous Brazilian Jesus’ arms in the trailer and they let him put a giant subway ad there. Gosh, I can’t imagine there’s any correlation between the number of hot, scantily clad women that live in a place and the number of touchy, pissed off a-holes there.
[via SciFiSquad]
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Beats the usual fluids found on the floor of a subway tunnel.
The ride on a Brazilian subway is very smooth.
Have you ever had Brazilian food? They make the best fried chicken.
Price of this ad? $5/ft.
I FUCKING LOVE FRIED CHICKEN!
This is not what Brazil had in mind when Roland asked to flood their tube.
The next time I grow a beard I’m going for the ‘Brazilian Jesus’.
Before anyone asks: Yes, it will match the carpet.
They’re not worried about hydrophobes because people with rabies aren’t allowed on the subway anyway.
Muslims are leery of Brazil because they hear the Jews there have their own martial art. Their not exactly sure what “Jitsu” is, but it sounds scary.
Muslims refuse to acknowledge the existence of Brazil because they’ve never been invited to Carnivale.
Donk, the Jewish martial art is Judo.
Wait no, that’s what they make bagels out of.
I can spot at least 12 Brazilian Ninjews in this banner pic. Drop a dime in that subway and it’ll never even hit the ground.