I wasn’t planning on doing a Daily Circle Jerk today, but this non-movie-related video had tears rolling down my face, and not just because I was chopping onions and listening to Sarah McLachlan. So I had to post it. I don’t know if it’s the shouting or that Nickelback sucks so bad, but this slays me. Anyway, how long before they get a movie or TV deal? I put the over/under at three months. [Bloomingtonbros via Buzzfeed] –Check that. In research-I-should’ve-done news, they already have a TV deal.
DCJ Links:
- Monopoly movie plot revealed. Spoiler alert: it’s stupid. |Moviefone|
- What your haircut really says about you. For instance, having dreadlocks when you’re caucasian says “run me over with your car.” |HolyTaco|
- I can’t wait for Twilight: Three Wolf Moon. |CollegeHumor|
- This was the best sketch from SNL this weekend, and it’s actually pretty damned good. |WarmingGlow|
- Surprise, Dane Cook and Tyler Perry voted “most hated actors.” |Asylum|
- Bill Cosby plays Arkham Asylum. |G4|
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Fucking fantastic but needed more rocks being thrown at Chad Kroeger’s head.
That video is definitely an awesome find. Great expressions on their faces throughout the song.
If they wanted to make legendary status, they’d have cut the sleeves off of their jackets.
yeah, now put that guy you used to post the one with the sleeveless tee.
I swear to Ganesh Sarah, if you make me cry in front of the kids one more time with that Arms of the Angles Human Society commercial, I’ll… I’llll…
[Pulls out check book]
Regarding the haircuts: “I’m either a badass dude, or I’m totally gay. It’s about 50/50.” Can’t really argue with that.
Don’t you think this is kind of unfair? I mean, making fun of Nickelback is like
shooting fish in a barrellooking at fish in a barrelbeing near a barrel.having seen a barrel*
fixed.
True Story:
I was at my barber and was esplaining to the girl what I wanted done, she asked, “Oh, do you wear a faux hawk?”
I replied, “Are you calling me a douche bag?”
I ways esplain thing when I’m drink.
From the Monopoly movie link:
the plot will revolve around “a comedic, lovable loser who lives in Manhattan and works at a real estate company and he’s not very good at his job but he’s great at playing Monopoly.”
What a coincidence, sounds like the story of my life*
*replace “playing Monopoly” with “masturbation”
Regarding the haircuts: “I’m either a badass dude, or I’m totally gay. It’s about 50/50.” Can’t really argue with that.
Funny, I had you pegged as a midwestern football player.
*Holds up single fist for crew cut solidarity, sharts*
*replace “playing Monopoly” with “masturbation”
We tried that last Christmas Day round at my parents’ house. It didn’t really work out. Dad won every game.
Just call me Johnny Unitas.
*replace “playing Monopoly” with “masturbation”
We tried that last Christmas Day round at my parents’ house. It didn’t really work out. Dad still won every game.
/fixed, i think.
These dudes are already shooting a pilot for Comedy Central, and are working with College Humor… They’ve been around for awhile though. Hilarious dudes from MN.
Thanks, Aaron. Or shall I just call you “research I should’ve done.”
He touched a 14 year old’s boob? I thought that’s what all Nickelback songs were about. Someone should thank these kids for explaining the subtext.
Tears flowing, brother