The stars of Twilight Saga: New Moon showed up to a special event in Hollywood last night, and predictably they were hit with the banshee wail of a thousand screaming teenage girls. As you can see after the jump, it’s terrifying, like an icy wind from the realm of loneliness and conformity that chills the blood and smells of cat fur. But it wasn’t all bad, as the AP soon misidentified a guy at the podium as Cam Gigandet. Haha, you idiots, that’s Kellen Lutz. Oh God why do I know that I hate my job.
Sorry about the shirtless Cam Gigandet picture, guys, but just be thankful I didn’t use this shot of Kellen Lutz. If I’d saved that on my computer I’d have to wash the hard drive out with bleach.
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Why the fuck did I click that link?
WHY THE FUCK DID I CLICK THAT LINK?
They should call this movie Bi-Curiouslight with all these puffs roaming around. The only New Moon these douchenozzles care about is there next boyfriend’s ass.
There’s only one way to erase that image from my mind.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHaI4uZ4oeg
I’m surprised you didn’t use this shot of Cam Gigandet:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHaI4uZ4oeg
Son of a bitch!
Kellen Lutz? What’s his middle name, “Heller”?
Hey! Let’s get some more fat, introverted cat ladies on here!
KELLEN LUTZ NUDE NAKED ROUGH SEX NAUGHTY VAMPIRE!!!
Hey! Let’s get some well read, intellectual people that spell well and do a really great job of expressing their opinions on here!
NEW BUFFY SPOILERS EXCLUSIVE PICS NEW BUFFY MOVIE SARAH MICHELLE GELLAR TOPLESS NAKED NUDE!!!
Hey! Let’s get a morbidly obese asshole that reads comics, plays video games, and gets rejected for sex by His wife all the time!
NEW PUNISHER MOVIE COMING OUT THAT WON’T SUCK CLINT EASTWOOD RUMORED TO BE INVOLVED KLINGON SUBPLOT A POSSIBILITY FREE LOG OF COOKIE DOUGH WITH EVERY PURCHASE!
Sarah Michelle Gellar hasn’t really done it for me since she developed that nasty case of Candace Bergen Neck.
Hey! Let’s get everybody’s favorite pun-maker in here!
CHINO! GET THE FUCK IN HERE!
So… just Him, Jack!, and sexy pics of Cam Gigandet and Kellen Lutz…
Pretty fucking…AWESOME! COWABUNGA!
I never liked Sarah Michelle Gellar. Bitch got no chin. Probably takes her hours to put on pillow cases.
If I was Robert Pattinson I’d say totally inappropriate shit just to see if the Twilight fans would keep screaming for me anyway. “THANK YOU FOR COMING OUT YA CUNTS!!!! I’D LOVE TO RAPE ALL OF YOU IN THE MOUTH!!!”
Glenn, He wants to rape that comment in the mouth…so hard…
Excuse me, make that Sarah Michelle Gellar Prinze Jr.
They all look the same when you bend them over the back of the couch
“CAM’S DICK TASTES LIKE PEANUT BUTTER!”
“I FINGERED KRISTEN’S PUSSY BEFORE WE CAME OUT!”
Ah the possibilities…
“I ACTUALLY KILLED THAT DEER IN THE MOVIE!”
“THEN I FUCKED IT!”
“EAT A QUEER FETUS FOR JESUS!”
“ALLAH ACKBAR!”
“IT’S A TRAP!”
Whoops! Wrong Ackbar.
And if I was Cam Gigandet I’d take a loaded revolver and blow my brains out in front of everyone
And if I was Kristen Stewart I’d go fuck myself
I’M HERE FOR THE
GANG BANGFREE LOG OF COOKIE DOUGH?Filmdrunk: Cum for the Cam Gigandet news, stay for the log of cookie dough.
new up btk
Fuck you guys. I’m Cam Gigandet. It’s not my fault! I work really hard for my abs and had to wear a wig for Twilight. Do you know how much it sucks to wear a wig!?!?! I had it much harder than that glorified model Kellan. Did he even talk in Twilight?
AND FOR GOD SAKE’S, I WAS IN NEVER BACK DOWN!
HOW DARE YOU!?!?!?!