11.04.09 SWEET MOTHER OF GOD.

Fucking golf is gay.

Gentelmen’s Orgy, Ladies Forbidden!

That nut shot shouldn’t have hurt after he was neutered.

Asians not played by Ken Jeong = fail.

I’m surprised that Seth Green found enough time in his schedule of shamelessly plugging Robot Chicken to make a movie.

When the Asians were asked to take part in Old Dogs, they thought they were being invited to dinner.

Even in death, Rodney Dangerfield still gets no respect at all.

Now that’s what I call a hole in two!

/gunshot, birds fly from tree outside house

Gentelmen’s Orgy, Ladies Forbidden!

*logs onto golfsmith to buy clubs and lube*

They had to go with golf when they went with the asian businessmen. It’s hard to have a scene about closing a business deal over fucking young boys in a PG movie.

Burt Kwouk > Ken Jeong.

I liked the bit where the guy got hit in the nuts.

The best golf/get hit in the nuts clip was a Super Dave Osborne stunt. Wish i could find the clip again.

*puts on Tom Hanks’ Da Vinci Code wig*

It can’t be! By my calculations, the last time the “Nut shot in the trailer” tag was used was EXACTLY one year ago today. Coincidence? I think not!

Remember, remember Nut Shot November.

I don’t know why, but I’m suddenly sad that Bolo Yeung and Danny Trejo never did a movie together.

I was captain of the golf team in high school. I had to carry an extra club to beat off all the chicks that wanted to do me.

*clicks ’submit’, waits for inevitable beating-off-dudes joke*

I demand to know whether Vince actually has a dog, and if so, the breed. The Dominican maid was always presumed.

This is nothing. Robin Williams has been wrenching my balls since ‘51.

These Old Dogs clearly putt from the ruff.

I dare you to sit through this preview in the theater and hear a bunch of redneck retards laugh at it without feeling the urge to go on a gun rampage. It’s impossible.

I was captain of the golf team in high school. I had to carry an extra club to beat off all the chicks that wanted to do me.

It’s well established that Captain Morgan’s new tagline “Got a little captain in you?” was thought up by one of Vince’s ex-girlfriends. It’s up to you to decide whether that’s purely coincidental.

[Lurches, bites carrot hanging from stick]

I know where you were raised DNA, and hitting a mountain oyster around a rubbish strewn dirt lot with a tree branch is not golf.

OK, so I’m kinda wondering. Does a high school golf team actually play competitively against other teams? And if not, does that make it a golf club?

/end Andy Rooney

I was captain of the chess club in high school. Well, it was actually the drama club, but we called it the chess club because we only had two queens.

Swi, you just made me hate Andy Rooney even more.

I’m gonna make a movie called Ball Shot Record Scratch Awkward Silence Butt Shot, I’m going to make millions, then I’m going to start stabbing homeless to death.

The Asians only agreen to be in this move because they’re big fans of Robin Williams’ work in RV, or as they call it, LV.

I don’t like to beat golfers off because their dimply balls freak me the fuck out!

i told you chino, i had bad ball acne during puberty