STUDIO STILL MOLESTING WOLF MAN
11.11.09
(It’s like the artist was inside my head!)
Most people know Danny Elfman as the famous composer responsible for the music on Tim Burton movies and The Simpson‘s theme song — though to me and Roman Polanski, he’ll always be the guy who sang “I Love Little Girls“. Elfman recently composed an entire score for the new Wolf Man starring Benicio Del Toro, but according to Cinemusic, none of it will be used. And this is after the film already lost original director Mark Romanek because of creative differences.
Elfman has already written and recorded what, by all accounts was a traditional, grandly gothic effort a la Kilar’s Bram Stoker’s Dracula. Ultimately, it appears at this point that none of it will be used in the film. Rather than have Elfman come back and make changes due to major picture rehauls (and likely with his hands full scoring Tim Burton’s Alice in Wonderland, he is unavailable), Cinemusic has confirmed that Paul Haslinger (Death Race 2000) will step in and record an entirely brand new score.
Firstshowing claims the change is due to Universal not liking Elfman’s score, even though he was new director Joe Johnston’s top choice:
“If Danny Elfman does do it, I’m going to basically just let him run loose. I’m going to run the movie for him without music and without the temp track and say, “Do what you have never done before and see what comes out of it.” I think he’s fantastic. I can still listen to his score for Beetlejuice.” [to AICN in 2008]
It might seem weird to fire a proven composer like Danny Elfman when you’re just an exec at Universal, but to be fair, they have been listening to the latest Now That’s What I Call Music all week.
Additional fake trivia: “Danny Elfman” was once a stage name once used by Danny De Vito.
[banner pic via cocoypollo.tumblr.com, which is very NSFW]

Dude, wtf, firing Danny Elfman would be like benching Peyton Manning…only a fucking retard would ever fucking do it.
Visibly strung out, and with a trace of white powder on his upper lip, the Universal exec responsible for this decision said “Hey, the fucking movie is about a WOLF, not an ELF.”
Vince, have you ever seen Danny Elfman’s Brother’s movie “The Forbidden Zone”?
It’s like smoking a cigarette wrapped in acid that was dipped in embalming fluid. Then, licking a toad and having that toad sit on your shoulder and narrate everything that happens while fever-dreaming the whole movie up.
Paul Staslinger was their second choice after discovering that Carl Stalling has been dead since 1972.
I’ve often complained about the lack of totally sweet guitar riffs in my wolfman movies.
They were originally considering hiring the boys from Hansen, but decided against it once they realized they had never scored before.
They also brought in les claypool to do the score, but fired him because even benicio del toro couldn’t hear it.
They finally brought in Marilyn Manson to do the soundtrack, but fired him once they realized that nobody likes Marilyn Manson.
I didn’t need to see that picture to know the wolf was a perv. He ate the grandma!
By the time they’re through with this movie, it’s going to be sponsored by Monster energy drink and have a scene where the wolfman snowboards down a mountain with a helicopter gunship chasing him.
That wolf’s mouth was the cleanest place ever, until he decided to lick Bjork.
Their 3rd choice is
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHaI4uZ4oeg
have you ever seen Danny Elfman’s Brother’s movie “The Forbidden Zone”?
I still have a bootleg cassette tape of the soundtrack somewhere.
I’m assuming that when Vince gets his Van, this f*cker’s going on the sides.
Sorry this isn’t a funny comment, but is that banner pic one of the Belladonna (the porn star) cartoons?
Banner pic:
Doing it Polanski style.