Comments on: SONY TAKES A ‘RISK’ OF BEING RETARDED http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/11/sony-takes-a-risk-of-being-retarded FilmDrunk.com is the movie blog that plays rough, just the way your mother likes it. We cover all things movie-related, but just because we watch a lot of movies don’t expect us to act all serious about them. Think of FilmDrunk as the film industry’s older brother who punches it in the shoulder when it acts queer. Fri, 10 Feb 2012 20:46:45 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1.1 By: ChinoMoreno http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/11/sony-takes-a-risk-of-being-retarded#comment-228213 ChinoMoreno Thu, 05 Nov 2009 17:15:05 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=20751#comment-228213 Sony wanted to cast Heath Ledger in the Life movie, but he passed. Sony wanted to cast Heath Ledger in the Life movie, but he passed.

]]> By: ChinoMoreno http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/11/sony-takes-a-risk-of-being-retarded#comment-228211 ChinoMoreno Thu, 05 Nov 2009 17:09:30 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=20751#comment-228211 The director of the human centipede movie is adding one more actress and calling it Connect Four. The director of the human centipede movie is adding one more actress and calling it Connect Four.

]]> By: Stinky Peet http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/11/sony-takes-a-risk-of-being-retarded#comment-228208 Stinky Peet Thu, 05 Nov 2009 16:59:50 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=20751#comment-228208 You know someone at FOX is dying to cast Tom Hanks or Nic Cage in a big-screen adaptation of <i>Scrabble</i>, he just can't figure out how to tie it in with national secrets or the Illuminati. You know someone at FOX is dying to cast Tom Hanks or Nic Cage in a big-screen adaptation of Scrabble, he just can’t figure out how to tie it in with national secrets or the Illuminati.

]]> By: Donkey Hodey http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/11/sony-takes-a-risk-of-being-retarded#comment-228207 Donkey Hodey Thu, 05 Nov 2009 16:54:44 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=20751#comment-228207 They've already made a movie about all the important parts of Risk. It was called 'Australia'. They’ve already made a movie about all the important parts of Risk. It was called ‘Australia’.

]]> By: Arbuckle http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/11/sony-takes-a-risk-of-being-retarded#comment-228205 Arbuckle Thu, 05 Nov 2009 16:53:19 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=20751#comment-228205 "Don't Wake Daddy" was just optioned by Lifetime Movies “Don’t Wake Daddy” was just optioned by Lifetime Movies

]]> By: ChinoMoreno http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/11/sony-takes-a-risk-of-being-retarded#comment-228204 ChinoMoreno Thu, 05 Nov 2009 16:50:30 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=20751#comment-228204 The last time I took Risk, I ended up with Cootie. The last time I took Risk, I ended up with Cootie.

]]> By: GlennBeckHasAIDS http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/11/sony-takes-a-risk-of-being-retarded#comment-228203 GlennBeckHasAIDS Thu, 05 Nov 2009 16:49:25 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=20751#comment-228203 Rush Limbaugh would most definitely protest a Risk movie because all of the soldiers would be colored Rush Limbaugh would most definitely protest a Risk movie because all of the soldiers would be colored

]]> By: Patty Boots http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/11/sony-takes-a-risk-of-being-retarded#comment-228202 Patty Boots Thu, 05 Nov 2009 16:46:37 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=20751#comment-228202 Actually, I thought the next big thing in Hollywood was gonna' be live-action adaptations of anime. But then they one-upped me and came up with an even worse idea. Bravo, Hollywood. Bravo. Actually, I thought the next big thing in Hollywood was gonna’ be live-action adaptations of anime. But then they one-upped me and came up with an even worse idea.

Bravo, Hollywood. Bravo.

]]> By: Fek'lhr http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/11/sony-takes-a-risk-of-being-retarded#comment-228201 Fek'lhr Thu, 05 Nov 2009 16:41:48 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=20751#comment-228201 Bah! <i>Risk</i> is what the nerds too stupid to compete at <i>Magic: The Gathering</i> played. Always jealously leering over from their corner of the comic book shop with their meager little card table at the cool guys casting "Mana Flare" and "Force of Nature" with the store owner. "Ooo, Dark Ritual for three black mana to summon a Hypnotic Spectre, bitch! Hey! How's your conquest of the Ukraine going, Risk-fag?" Bah! Risk is what the nerds too stupid to compete at Magic: The Gathering played. Always jealously leering over from their corner of the comic book shop with their meager little card table at the cool guys casting “Mana Flare” and “Force of Nature” with the store owner.

“Ooo, Dark Ritual for three black mana to summon a Hypnotic Spectre, bitch! Hey! How’s your conquest of the Ukraine going, Risk-fag?”

]]> By: Patty Boots http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/11/sony-takes-a-risk-of-being-retarded#comment-228200 Patty Boots Thu, 05 Nov 2009 16:38:17 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=20751#comment-228200 Did Hollywood already run out of video games and comic books to option? That was quick. Did Hollywood already run out of video games and comic books to option? That was quick.

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