11.09.09 SNL’S TWILIGHT PARODY, INTERNATIONAL COMPATIBLE
The SNL Digital Short this week was a Twilight parody, Firelight, about a girl who falls in love with a Frankenstein (highlights of the rest of the show here). This video’s gonna be everywhere today and I might as well post it too, because I ain’t allergic to cash money, y’all. I know Hulu hates you international types, so I’m attaching a bunch of other versions below, which will probably get pulled within the hour, like my wiener.
I like the digital shorts better when they’re totally absurd, like Threw it on the Ground and Like a Boss, but this one’s pretty solid as a dead-on Twilight parody. My favorite thing about it is that they actually took the time to rip on Cam Gigandet (”I do believe I’m going to strangle someone… by accident.”). At least, I think it was supposed to be Cam Gigandet. It’s hard to tell because everyone in that Frankenstein forehead makeup kind of looks like Cam Gigandet.
Additional trivia: SNL host Taylor Swift is supposedly dating fellow Taylor Taylor Lautner, the werewolf ab guy. No word on whether it’s true or just the gayest rumor of all time.
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There are 24 comments about:
SNL’S TWILIGHT PARODY, INTERNATIONAL COMPATIBLE
I accidentally choked a girl once. But she wasn’t kissing me at the time. wink wink, nudge nudge
Hey Vinnie, if you attach one more version you get a free meatball parm sub at Lorenzo’s.
All this work I do for you people and this is the thanks I get… I’m putting pubes on your soundtrack.
Seriously Vince, thanks for the international love
Just busting your balls, broseph. I know you eat at Carmine’s.
*sings*
Pubes on my soundtrack, Pain in my heart – caused by you, YOU.
Pubes on my shoulder, make me happy. Pubes in my eyes can make me cry…
Pubes around the clock tonight
I got pubes pubes pubes you can see in the light
There’s a Vinnie pube pile on the clock toniiiight.
Additional trivia: SNL host Taylor Swift is supposedly dating fellow Taylor Taylor Lautner, the werewolf ab guy. No word on whether it’s true or just the gayest rumor of all time.
Only if her ex boyfriend was Rip Taylor.
If I should stay,
I would only be in your way.
So I’ll go, but I know
I’ll think of you ev’ry step of the way.
And Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii will always love pubes.
Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii will always love pubes.
Puuuubes on the water…
DUN DUN DUN, DUN DUN DUN DUN
People who live-off Twilight don’t enjoy dead-on Twilight parodies.
*snickers* See what I did there? Huh?
I like digital shorts better than wearing actual shorts.
Hot time, Pubes in the City
Back of neck gettin’ Pubby and gritty.
Pubey Are You OK
So, Pubey Are You OK
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You’ve Been Hit By
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A Pube Criminal!
I use multi-touch gestures to scroll down my digital shorts.
Is happy to have contributed.
Vince copies pictures of moose knuckles into his digital shorts folder.
So, is the firelight version of the fleshlight electric?
So, is Frankenstein allowed to put it in her pussy, or he has to stick it in her butt too?
[12:13am] *~T-Cruiser62~*: Hai. asl?
[12:14am] *~T-Cruiser62~*: What are you wearing? I’d like to see your digital shorts. As long as there are no gay rumors.
the werewolf ab guy
he puts the abs in abstinence.
oy vey, kill me.
Argentino, Pussy is a-okay. She would only become one of them if he screwed her in the throat.
Australia thanks you for the video spam. The youku one still works.
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