11.24.09 SKYLER STONE PUNKS TWILIGHT FANS, SORT OF.
Skyler Stone used to have a show on Comedy Central called Con which was rightly canceled, and I always found him sort of annoying and unfunny, not to mention his name is “Skyler.” This week, he staged what he called a “Twilight Intervention.” Which means he rented out a theater and invited people to a fake screening of New Moon on the same night of the real screening of New Moon, and then when they got there, he yelled at them. It’s kind of sad that he spent all that time and money on a prank and then the best anti-Twilight bit he could come up with was about Robert Pattinson’s hair. Haha, Twilight fans are so stupid! I told them there was going to be a screening here and they came thinking there was going to be a screening here! What a bunch of idiots, right guys?
He gets extra points for having the balls to put himself in a room with 200 angry Twilight fans. Hopefully he can redeem those in exchange for not being a huge prick.
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SKYLER STONE PUNKS TWILIGHT FANS, SORT OF.
this dude is like a shitty alan tudyk
Yeah, and what’s the deal with Patterson’s hair? It’s like …oh fuck…STAMPEDE!!!
I seriously never wanted to hear from this douchebag again.
I’m surprised that this comedic genius didn’t get the rather obvious idea to have the curtain open and simply show his ass to the audience.
This is kind of ironic because the BTK crew staged an “Unfunny Intervention” on Skyler by beating him up and stabbing him with a sharpened toothbrush! IN THE ASS!
All would be forgiven if he had shown them “2 girls 1 cup” on the big screen.
I actually want to see this, simply knowing any one of us here could have roasted the Twihards better with a watermelon and a sledgehammer, the fail would be epic.
He didn’t really take that big of a risk. I mean, in order for those fans to hurt him, they’d have to set down their cheetos and ring dings.
This guy is to Twilight haters what Sarah Palin is to moderate Republicans.
When reached for comment one fan said she hasn’t been this let down since she showed up in response to a classified ad that displayed “free cats” only to be let down by a free version of some dumb broadway musical.
Skyler Stone is to comedians what Pittsburgh Steeler fans are to Sarah Palin.
Funny thing is, before he went on stage, Skyler was out in the parking lot stealing dashboard ornaments!
There, that’s the one I was looking for!
Er, some of those people looked like adults. Adults i’d like to fuck.
Why will no one take my advice about setting these places on fire? Common courtesy, for god’s sake.
If he is going to corral 200 Twihards in one room, he should’ve done what any of us would’ve done and had them gassed.
Nommy, see mine and Jack!’s FB statuses (statii?) from a few days back.
Fek: Nice.
This wasn’t funny until the broken-record-”bologna”-gag! LOLZ!
These weren’t the hard core ones. If those Hot Topic rioters had been there, he’d be dead and they’d be wearing his scrotum as a beanie hat.
They set up a great opportunity to entertain people and then just shit all over them? Say, that IS a Twilight premiere!
Wait a minute… a pale, self important, humorless douche who by all logical standards should be culturally irrelevant? This isn’t a Twilight intervention, this is a Twilight audition. Well played unbearable hack, well played.
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