11.09.09 SEX AND THE CITY AND VAMPIRES
I normally can’t stand campy stuff (Glee? gag me), but strangely, I like Clueless and a lot of Amy Heckerling’s work (Fast Times at Ridgemont High, Johnny Dangerously). Her latest project is writing and directing Vamps, and it sounds basically like Sex and the City and Vampires.
The film will be a modern-day tale of two young female vampires living the good life in New York until love enters the picture and each has to make a choice that will jeopardise their immortality. Krysten Ritter is on board as one of the female leads with additional casting underway. Production is set to start in March 2010. [ScreenDaily]
“Krysten.” Gold star for creative spelling there, parents. Hooray, your child is so unique! I can just imagine her ordering at Starbuck’s:
KRYSTEN: “Hi, I’ll take a grande vanilla latte please.”
BARISTA: “Great! Can I get your name?”
KRYSTEN: “It’s Krysten.”
BARISTA: *starts writing*
KRYSTEN: “That’s K-R-Y…”
BARISTA: “Go f-ck yourself.”
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SEX AND THE CITY AND VAMPIRES
It’s better than the SATC with Wolfmen they have been running.
I vant. To suck. Your cock.
These girls are more interested in Necks in the City.
Replace the cosmopolitan with a bloody mary.
Sarah Jessica Parker would love being a vampire. She’d give anything not to see her own reflection.
Perfect! Kim Cattrall can cameo as a mummy.
March 2010? What a coincidence, that’s when my dad’s driver’s license comes off suspension!
The good news is that even the uptight one swallows.
Where the hell is Blade when you really need him?
Ok, true story time. When I worked at Starbucks, I would purposely spell names wrong to piss off those uptight bitches who would spell it for me. Who cares? It doesnt go on your permanent record.
Tagline: take a bite of The Big Adam’s Apple!
Me too, Eibz. I got severely reprimanded for typing “Amanda” as “A man, duh.”
Ironically, Kim Cattrall’s skin begins to disintegrate when exposed to sunlight too.
In a surprise move, Matthew Mcconaughey is set to be the guy their fighting over. His line: “I love vampire chicks: I get older but they stay the same heh, heh, heh.”
I’ve long suspected that Cynthia Nixon was Nosferatu
That’s like people who write “Burnsey.”
Should call this film: Twilight Years.
KRYSTEN: “Hi, I’ll take a grande vanilla latte please.”
BATISTA: “SPINEBUSTER!”
*fist bumps Fek*
Rock, that explains the girlfriend, at least once a month.
Variety Headline after movie comes out: “Heckerling recieves a heckling at premiere!”
Honestly, I thought all of the SatC ladies were the living dead anyway.
That, Miss Patty, is slur to zombies everywhere! I challenge thee to a duel! *slaps patty with glove* *lightly, on her ass*
Only one thing can resolve this zombie issue. Tickle fight.
Trish and Rooster were concerned because they thought you said “van pyre” movie.
Hold on, let me get my push-up bra.
What’s with the having to give your name to a shop assistant when you order a coffee?
Barista: Vot is your name? Your papers. The reason for your visit. This all seems in order. Enjoy your coffee.
Customer: Thank you… Oh twat.
/never been to a Starbucks.
Oh Charlie, so ignorant in the ways of Starbucks. They ask your name because it’s friendlier that way! And instead of mediums and larges, they have things like “Tall” and “Venti”, because it’s so much cuter© that way! And they always buy their beans at fair prices to respect the indigenous coffee farmers of south America. Oh hey, have you heard this new Elvis Costello album where he sings with Oprah? I’ll just put it in your bag next to the new French press.
I’ve never heard of Starbucks.
I hate when I order a large at Starbucks, and they repeat it back to me as a “venti.”
I’m not a part of your system, Starbucks!
I dunno, sounds fishy to me, and smells complicated.
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