11.19.09 SEAN CONNERY TO PLAY A SKATEBOARDIN’ VETERINARIAN

Sure do wish somebody had a picture of a shitting dog wearing sunglasses to accompany this.

An “illegal fugitive” as opposed to???

I’d say you probably snagged that from Variety but it was lacking about 30 horrible puns.

If I wanted to slap Mrs. Connery there across the face . . . just for the sake of argument . . . how would I know where to start?

Bah! Sorry He took so long to comment…He fucking :headdesked: so hard it smashed His keyboard to smithereens and then had to pry a new keyboard from Trenita’s cold, dead hands.

“who spearheads the rescue of an illegal fugitive who also happens to be a beaver.”

FUCK YOU, ALL ATTRACTIVE ASIAN WOMEN LOOK LIKE THEY’RE RIGHT AROUND THE 18 YEAR OLD THRESHOLD. HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO TELL ANYMORE?

Punch the keys Fek’lhr!

This missing beaver….is it big and brown? If so, you will probably find it in Winona’s purse.

Holy crap! I was just watching an interview that Connery did about this movie:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6E4Cs2H-xE

JACK-TIIIIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I think the big question is how do you perform a neuterin’ on a skateboard. Maybe thats why he retired…shoulda just lost the board probably.

He rides a skateboard? If he’s serious about getting this beaver, he better get some better wheels.

In related news, Roman Polanski has just penned a heartwarming tale of a rollerblading pediatric proctologist.

As a skateboarding veterinarian, he has a special move when he releases Farmer MacGregor’s large bovine from his care.

He calls it the Ollie-Ollie Oxen Free.

“Double pits to chesty, you cunts” – Sean Connery, DVM

The Doctor is INDY GRAB!

So is this a sequel to Corky Romano or what?

“I’ve got a rail your mother can shlide on” – Sean Connery, DVM

I’d let him play doctor with my beaver.

So I just found out that da Stafe is doing a movie down here. Vinny, if I were to run into him is it cool if I use FD as a cover to interview him?

“Half-pipe? Shorry, lads, I’ve only got a full pipe…and I’m laying it in your mother ash we shpeak.” – Sean Connery, DVM

I bet they gloss over how often a Scottish veterinarian has to treat sheep for rectal trauma.

Erswi, if you see him, tell him I said “YOU WERE IN SNATCH, WHAT HAPPENED?????????????”

Scottish rectal trauma is often the most overlooked of the rectal traumas.

The Scots invented the sheepskin condom. It just took a while to figure out that most normal women’s vaginas can’t fit an entire sheep.

“You’re the man now, dog.” – Sean Connery, DVM

Ugh. Anyone else have a “Tony Hawk Ride” banner on the upper right-hand side of the page, now? A couple of “indy grab” jokes, and Skynet’s all up in my shit.

I’ve got a dancing pumpkin creature over here. Must be a crossed wire in the AI.

@erswi

Yes, of course.

Sweet.

Fek, grab Al and Chino and fire up the van!

If the mayor in this film isn’t a bespeckled owl I call horseshit.

Fluff up!