11.24.09 ROBERT PATTINSON TO STAR IN REMAKE OF HANGIN’ WITH LEO
Just to be clear, I’ve got nothing against Robert Pattinson. Out of all the Twilight cast, he seems to take himself the least seriously, which is key when you’re known for playing a glittery vampire. Which is why I almost feel sorry for him when I hear he has to grin like a jackass and pretend not to be skeeved out by things like a tell-all documentary called Robsessed. The title alone makes me want to mix up a drain cleaner highball.
Charting the rise of the British star of the “Twilight” pics, “Robsessed” is London-based Revolution’s first title to be made available to buy or rent through iTunes in the U.S. and Canada, as well as in the U.K.
Distrib’s recent U.K. theatrical hits include French crossover “Tell No One,” “U2 3D,” Brit urban pic “Kidulthood,” Charlie Kaufman’s “Synecdoche, New York” and Cary Fukunaga’s Sundance director prize winner “Sin nombre.” [Variety]
If a guy came into my office and told me he ran the production company that produced both “Robsessed” and “Kidulthood”, I’d reflexively poke at my armrest for the button that would drop him into a pit of sharks. It’s pretty much why the shark button was invented.
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ROBERT PATTINSON TO STAR IN REMAKE OF HANGIN’ WITH LEO
I’d rather see him do a remake of Hanging with Carradine.
His hair is intentionally combed like that so that it will take longer for people to realize that he has finally put a gun to the side of his head and pulled the trigger.
Meanwhile, the documentary about his fans will be called ‘Robese’.
When I download Robsessed I’m going to Curiously Funsturbate till my (ch)Knuckles sparkle.
He should cast his agent in Robstraining Order.
Robsession was my “irresistible impulse” defense for why I can’t stop mugging these old bitches.
Twilight fans are like the teenage girl equivalent of vanners. Minus the van. Because nobody who likes Twilight should be old enough to drive.
Well so much for my fan-made documentary shot with a shaky-cam: ‘Pattinson’s Disease’.
ANY GOOD LOOKING CHICKS IN LINE? I CAN BE YOUR “ROB-GYN”!!! NOT YOU, THUNDER-THIGHS!
Big and Rob would be the name of the show where Stephanie Meyer and Rob Pattinson live in an apartment full of wackiness together.
Holy crap, I just found the trailer for Robsession:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P6vt8_yXNvw
By wackiness, I assume you mean broken dreams and cat feces there JessicaD?
The French crossover Tell No One is a mistranslation. The correct title is Tell Everyone Who Will Listen, We Give Up
It’s weird, I am kinda in the same boat as Vince on this one. In fact, it’s almost like I want to rescue this poor fuck from his screeching, flabby fate. Maybe we can get Gary Busey to take him under his wing? Steven Segal? Bruce Greenwood???
FUCK IT! WHY DID YOU HAVE TO DIE, DALTON??? WHYYYYYYY!?!?!?
I wish I could blame Rob Pattinson for doing a second Twilight movie, but he needs all the money he can get now for when nobody will cast him six years down the line and he’s forced to do video game voiceover work and tour the convention circuit. Mark my words, he’s the next Mark Hamill.
Last Thursday, I saw a line for the midnight screening of New Moon, and it was like a preview of prom night.
Because none of them will have dates.
And I’m an asshole.
You know what would work, Fek – get Oliver Stone to remake Platoon and give Pattinson the Willem DeFoe role… and a haircut.
I’m just waiting for the first girl to come forward and offer her Trapper Keeper as proof that they stole the DVD box cover art idea from her.
He’s a human being, damn it! I will NOT sit back and let him be Robjectified!
Next up is a remake of Dr T and the Women called ROBGYN.
Spunk Ransom’s favorite Faith No More song is JizzRobber.
n00p!
Do you know where i can get the full version of Hangin’ With Leo?
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