Comments on: PRINCE OF PERSIA LOOKS CONFUSING, TERRIBLE

By: monkey_is_sneaky

monkey_is_sneaky — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 23:32:40 +0000

Doesn’t look like this film will have any Persian carpet munching. Nope, not interested.

Jai Lenow — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 15:44:19 +0000

Tom Cruise knows where Jake hid the magic dagger, as long as… you know

Fek'lhr — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 15:00:05 +0000

Durst.

ATidyLittleSum — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 14:42:59 +0000

Jake says the only thing good about working in the desert is getting the sand out the crack of his ass.

Fek'lhr — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 14:40:49 +0000

So, did anyone actually think this would be anything other than a shitty movie of a shitty videogame?

*some guy holds up his hand*

You? Well, could you go stand on that big red “X” that has a piano suspended over it with a flimsy rope?…Yeah, right there…thanks.

Mark It Zero — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 14:40:38 +0000

Jake’s excited he gets to dress like a dagger-queen on set everyday.

RoboPanda — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 14:38:21 +0000

Ha ha, good one Jay. And you guys can get more clever japes like that one over at Warming Glow today. *smooth jazz saxaphone outro*

ATidyLittleSum — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 14:37:48 +0000

Bin Ladin calls this the feel good movie of the year.

RoboPanda — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 14:35:55 +0000

“Who said you were a beauty?”
“There must be a reason why you can’t take your eyes off me.”
“You’re . . . I . . . your brother’s hot.”

Mark It Zero — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 14:35:17 +0000

Jake thought the role was supposed to be him leading everyday “middle class” gays through Parisian’s and into the promised J.Crew.