Comments on: PLEASE DIE, ACADEMY: ANVIL GETS SNUBBED

By: MoneyCashDolla

MoneyCashDolla — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 23:16:40 +0000

You know how the Academy picks those 15 movies? They take each submission, sit in a screening room, watch the first 10 minutes, then stop the movie. Then they ask everyone “Do you want to keep watching?” And if the consensus is no, then they take it out of consideration. It’s how “Roger and Me” didn’t make the list back in the day, and it’s definitely how “Anvil” got killed. THEY DON’T EVEN WATCH THE WHOLE MOVIE. True story.

By: Erswi

Erswi — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 23:15:07 +0000

N’upplesticks.

By: Al

Al — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 23:12:39 +0000

Vance, isn’t it time you left the office for the day? Not that I’m complaining.

New Moon again.

By: Crapbasket

Crapbasket — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 23:03:14 +0000

[crawls out of ventilation duct]
HEY! You guys know Jack Bauer is in there?

Dude, J, they are playing Detroit and are +3.5 See, you already fucked up.

By: Donkey Hodey

Donkey Hodey — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 22:55:49 +0000

It’s never too late for some Al. Get in here and start shaking.

Also, J, Don’t call me Shirley.

By: Al

Al — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 22:50:15 +0000

Damn, I missed the love-in.

By: JHC

JHC — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 22:43:20 +0000

Since we haven’t done this in a while Crappy, whomever the Browns are playing, take the points. Surely I can’t fuck that pick up.

By: JHC

JHC — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 22:41:36 +0000

Wait a tick. Are you two marrying each other?

By: Donkey Hodey

Donkey Hodey — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 22:40:40 +0000

Geeing is what The Beav did while sniffing June Cleaver’s stockings and thinking about Eddie Haskell pulling down his pants.

By: Crapbasket

Crapbasket — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 22:40:36 +0000

{passes piss boot]
Don’t fret broheim, it’s Fri.fuckin.day!