11.23.09 NEW PIXAR SHORT WITH CHARACTERS FROM UP

They’re like the Riggs and Murtaugh keeping old people from bumming us out.</i.

George: “They’re too old for this shit!”

UP is really an elaborate Viagra commercial. Which would explain the dog and the Boy Scout.

Kidnapping old people is easy. You just paint “Free Werther’s Originals” on the side of your van.

AJ, if you say it as a word, sounds like a Muslim name. Just kill that fucking terrorist and lets move on.

“First The Fat Boys break up and now this.”

Charlie Baileygates’ 3 black kids > The Fat Boys.

How come there’s always a George in a duo of retards? Wouldn’t it make more sense if one of them was always a Lennie?

Was it Up that inspired Falcon to hide in a box?

Kidnapping old people is easy. You just paint “Free Werther’s Originals” on the side of your vanwear a Matlock mask and be sure to smack there little hands away from their Life Alert buttons until the chloroform kicks in.

Also reminiscient of the 1987 classic Disorderlies, my left nut.

I’m glad the Fat Boys stopped rapping, but I wish they hadn’t stopped acting.

C’mon, old people, there’s a family that just loves to visit you and listen to your stories right behind this dumpster…

Old people remember the days when they had to walk ten miles uphill in the snow just to get in the van and were damned appreciative of the life lessons that Uncle Moe taught them when they got there.

“C’mon Mrs. Richardson. You know the rules. I just got G-14 to black out my card, so the blouse has to come off. Hurry up, or you’re not gonna get a pudding cup before nap time.

You can get old people to go anywhere you want them to. Promise them ice cream and you’re golden.

My toothless uncle, in his later years, worked as a servant for a wealthy land baron. One day I showed up unannounced and caught him coupling with his master. Yes it’s true, I caught the baron… in dentured servant.

Hey, if fucking old people get lippy, just do what ol’ Nic Cage does, pinch off that bitch’s O2!

My Mother-In-Law’s mother has Alzheimer’s something terrible. She once told my wife and I that if she ever gets that bad to take her out in the country and leave her there. She forgot my birthday this year. Too bad, really. I was just starting to like her, too.

Kidnapping old people is easy. Just break into their houses at 4pm when they’re asleep for the night.

Hahaha! Oh J, you slay me! That was hysterical! Hahahaha!
[slits wrists]

Old people steal.
-Chick McGee

Old people think that Spunk Ransom is what you have to pay the pharmacist for your Cialis prescription.

C-Dog, are you pissed because of my prognosticating? I wasn’t right, was I?

It’s amazing that the old white dude outlived all three Fat Boys.

Well, the old guy listed to Wilford Brimley and let Liberty help him live a better life.

Well, the old guy listed to Wilford Brimley…

They were on a boat?