Comments on: PETE HAMMOND ACCIDENTALLY SAYS SOMETHING FUNNY

By: Immortal 9

Immortal 9 — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 17:42:54 +0000

Man 1: Excuse me for a sec, I gotta go take a Bullock.

Man 2: Don’t forget to wash your Sandra.

By: ChinoMoreno

ChinoMoreno — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 16:46:23 +0000

2 boys, 1 Bullock

By: Fek'lhr

Fek'lhr — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 16:40:02 +0000

Guy’cha! That little kid is trying to look up her dress!

~~So am I!~~

By: Burnsy

Burnsy — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 16:24:08 +0000

I had a Number 2 with a Bullock once. Jim J. gives a great blumpkin.

By: ChinoMoreno

ChinoMoreno — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 16:23:01 +0000

It could have been even funnier if he had mentioned that the kid ending up playing for Cleveland.

By: Donkey Hodey

Donkey Hodey — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 16:16:39 +0000

J, either give into your urges or make a quip about a big black guy spooning a little white guy. Throw in something about prison if it makes you feel better.

By: Donkey Hodey

Donkey Hodey — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 16:12:42 +0000

I thought Comic Sans was that unfunny fat guy who did a terrible job trying to replace Chris Farley?

By: JHC

JHC — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 16:11:36 +0000

I’m trying really hard to not make a snarky comment about black football players and their ability to read.

By: Burnsy

Burnsy — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 16:09:00 +0000

“Runs don’t walk to see The Blind Side!”

By: Donkey Hodey

Donkey Hodey — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 16:06:01 +0000

I would say something about a broken clock being right twice a day, but I think in Hammond’s case it’s a broken calendar. Unfortunately, I don’t know what the fuck that means.