Comments on: OSCAR HOSTS: STEVE MARTIN & ALEC BALDWIN

By: Fek'lhr

Fek'lhr — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 15:51:21 +0000

I am really disappointed that I couldn’t think of a good “Shithead” joke for this.

Fek'lhr — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 15:17:01 +0000

new up

ChinoMoreno — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 15:15:23 +0000

When reached for comment, Alec’s daughter had this to say: “OINK OINK”

ChinoMoreno — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 15:13:16 +0000

Steve Martin doesn’t need a co-host. All he needs is this ashtray. The ashtray and the remote control and the paddle game…

Stinky Peet — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 15:07:07 +0000

Call me a cynic but I don’t hold out much hope for a romcom named after a Facebook relationship status.

Fek'lhr — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 15:05:05 +0000

Maybe next year they can get Chevy Chase and Randy Quaid!

“Snot, roll over and let Uncle Clark scratch yer belly!”

“Yeah, Randy…that’s actually Natalie Portman…”

“Hot dog, Clark, I bet she likes peanut butter!”

Vodka — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 14:50:07 +0000

Instead of Steve Martin and Alec Baldwin, I think Stephen Baldwin would be better.

Mark It Zero — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 14:44:29 +0000

As long as the critics are still backstage fluffing, I don’t think the actors are going to care.

Patty Boots — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 14:43:46 +0000

I saw a preview for that movie they’re doing together, and good lord, that thing looks terrible. What happened to you, Navin R. Johnson?

Erswi — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 14:40:55 +0000

When Baby Goose hosts the Oscars everybody wins because, come on now, it’s totally not cool to call those other people losers.