NOW *DAT’S* HOW YOU WONDERLAND!!
11.19.09
After releasing a couple separate posters last week, Tim Burton’s Alice in Wonderland marketing team has now combined them all into one glorious triptych — click the picture above a couple times and it’ll get bigger, like your sister’s clit (too far?). It opens March 5th, and as far as Tim Burton joints go, I’m hoping it’ll be more Sleepy Hollow than Planet of the Apes. My favorite part of the poster is the rabbit in the suit holding up the clock. It’s like the Disney version of a Public Enemy record, and I like that. All rap should be more like this. Bunnies are less threatening.
[via /Film]
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At least Tim’s saving money by recycling the set from Charlie and The Chocolate Factory.
*scratches taint, sniffs fingers*
Okay, it’s not that. Where the fuck is everyone?
It’s a white rabbit, so he’s probably more like Eminem.
The Mighty Feklahr wonders why Leatherface is always omitted from Alice in Wonderland media?
Who is playing the mouth-raping monkey?
Needs more Humpty Dumpty. And rap needs more Humpty Hump doing his humpty dance. More humping in general, the children demand it. Hump.
So wait . . . they made one poster? Then broke it up into three parts? Then released those separately? And now they’re putting em back together?
How is this considered marketing?
How much Hot Topic marketing bullshit can we put into one image? Seems like a lot.
The Cheshire Cat is the Disney version of a No-Limit Album cover.