Comments on: NICHOLAS SPARKS, MILEY CYRUS, GREG KINNEAR…

By: nothingproductive

nothingproductive — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 14:15:28 +0000

I’m pretty sure Nicholas Sparks loads his printer tray with Kotex and hundred dollar bills.

By: ChinoMoreno

ChinoMoreno — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 22:00:53 +0000

I tried to follow in my estranged concert pianist father’s footsteps, but didn’t quite succeed. He did tell me that I’m pretty good on the organ, though.

By: Donkey Hodey

Donkey Hodey — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 21:54:28 +0000

I plan on going to this and showing everybody what an accomplished skin flautist I am.

Burnsy and Pauly will be accompanying me as the two-man rusty trombone section.

By: Donkey Hodey

Donkey Hodey — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 21:50:39 +0000

Miley thinks that “estrange” is the Mexican word for weird.

By: ChinoMoreno

ChinoMoreno — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 21:44:43 +0000

It took several calls to CPS to get me estranged from my father’s pianist.

By: JHC

JHC — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 21:43:03 +0000

At least concert pianists get to fuck the ugly groupies of whatever band they’re in. That’s better than classic pianists. They go home to their cats.

By: Jacktion!

Jacktion! — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 21:39:57 +0000

Aw, fuck.

Megan’s Law says that I have to introduce myself to everyone before I can enter this thread.

By: JHC

JHC — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 21:38:09 +0000

Judging by that picture, Miley looks like she could use some Correctol.

By: Fek'lhr

Fek'lhr — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 21:33:40 +0000

My father has an estranged pianist, too.

By: Crapbasket

Crapbasket — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 21:32:37 +0000

[starts to make pianist/penis joke, decides to go to lunch instead.]