Comments on: NIC CAGE BROKE BECAUSE OF COBRA VENOM, DINOSAUR SKULLS

By: caddyBlack

caddyBlack — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 02:41:41 +0000

I’m willing to let Nick Cage out of all of his debts, IF we can take all of the copies, masters and Chinese versions of Bangkok Dangerous and burn them in a huge pile.

By: caddyBlack

caddyBlack — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 02:36:11 +0000

To Gary Busey, cobra venom is Viagra

By: TheGSF

TheGSF — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 22:13:42 +0000

the Nazis shrunk heads and had big foreheads, too.

By: $3.50

$3.50 — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 16:54:21 +0000

(slowly walks away from forehead jokes hoping filmdrunkards will follow to the ‘nic cage fucked kathleen turner’ arena)

By: GlennBeckHasAIDS

GlennBeckHasAIDS — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 16:27:06 +0000

Cage said he did not realize the extent of his problems until September 2008 when he hired a new business manager. He asked for $20 million in damages, saying that his reputation has been “irreparably tarnished.”

Wow I don’t even need to write a joke about that

By: GlennBeckHasAIDS

GlennBeckHasAIDS — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 16:22:09 +0000

But if he doesn’t pay all of his real estate taxes how will the U.S. government repossess his forehead?

By: Charlie Br0nze

Charlie Br0nze — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 16:17:26 +0000

The car gets a mention here. Beautiful machine.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lamborghini_Miura

By: Buzzardsaw

Buzzardsaw — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 16:16:05 +0000

If Nic had just taken the time to watch “Take U To Da Movies”. He could have discovered how to save money AND show off his wealth by just downloading images of all that stuff.

Don’t shed a tear for him, though. Nic can dig himself out of this hole by selling ad space above his eyebrows.

By: Fek'lhr

Fek'lhr — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 16:12:59 +0000

The Mighty Feklahr is sure Cage’s two private islands are called “Krypton” and “Earth”, and once month he narrowly escapes from one to the other.

By: Fek'lhr

Fek'lhr — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 16:11:41 +0000

Nic-if you need money, He always brought in a decent haul selling the porno magazines He pulled out of dumpsters to high school kids! Those little fuckers don’t care if that’s not really a girl!