Comments on: NEW MOON BREAKS RECORDS, BATHROOM SCALES http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/11/new-moon-third-fattest-opening-ever FilmDrunk.com is the movie blog that plays rough, just the way your mother likes it. We cover all things movie-related, but just because we watch a lot of movies don’t expect us to act all serious about them. Think of FilmDrunk as the film industry’s older brother who punches it in the shoulder when it acts queer. Sat, 11 Feb 2012 00:52:36 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1.1 By: Eibmoz http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/11/new-moon-third-fattest-opening-ever#comment-230981 Eibmoz Mon, 23 Nov 2009 16:57:06 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=21371#comment-230981 In other news, there were a record number of lonely cats this weekend. In other news, there were a record number of lonely cats this weekend.

]]> By: Moose http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/11/new-moon-third-fattest-opening-ever#comment-230980 Moose Mon, 23 Nov 2009 16:50:41 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=21371#comment-230980 <i>If The Blind Side gave us anything, it’s IMDB profiles for Lou Holtz, Phil Fulmer and Nick Saban for us to talk shit about them on.</i> They cast one half of the ESPN's dynamic duo (Holtz) and left out the other (Mark May). May would be perfect for the part of an analyst with questionable intellect who calls the black kid irrelevant because he didn't sign with USC. If The Blind Side gave us anything, it’s IMDB profiles for Lou Holtz, Phil Fulmer and Nick Saban for us to talk shit about them on.

They cast one half of the ESPN’s dynamic duo (Holtz) and left out the other (Mark May). May would be perfect for the part of an analyst with questionable intellect who calls the black kid irrelevant because he didn’t sign with USC.

]]> By: UpstateUnderdog http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/11/new-moon-third-fattest-opening-ever#comment-230979 UpstateUnderdog Mon, 23 Nov 2009 16:44:46 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=21371#comment-230979 New Moon also broke lots of hearts this weekend, hearts of fat, lonely high school girls. New Moon also broke lots of hearts this weekend, hearts of fat, lonely high school girls.

]]> By: Donkey Hodey http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/11/new-moon-third-fattest-opening-ever#comment-230978 Donkey Hodey Mon, 23 Nov 2009 16:44:40 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=21371#comment-230978 heh... stick floors. heh… stick floors.

]]> By: Donkey Hodey http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/11/new-moon-third-fattest-opening-ever#comment-230977 Donkey Hodey Mon, 23 Nov 2009 16:43:41 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=21371#comment-230977 After the New Moon opening weekend, ushers complained about their expanded cleaning duties. One exasperated usher exclaimed "it's bad enough we have to worry about stick floors, but now seats too?" After the New Moon opening weekend, ushers complained about their expanded cleaning duties. One exasperated usher exclaimed “it’s bad enough we have to worry about stick floors, but now seats too?”

]]> By: JHC http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/11/new-moon-third-fattest-opening-ever#comment-230976 JHC Mon, 23 Nov 2009 16:39:20 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=21371#comment-230976 They went through 10 microphones before they realized there wasn't any static in the audio during Holtz's scenes. They went through 10 microphones before they realized there wasn’t any static in the audio during Holtz’s scenes.

]]> By: ilovecapehorn http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/11/new-moon-third-fattest-opening-ever#comment-230975 ilovecapehorn Mon, 23 Nov 2009 16:22:32 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=21371#comment-230975 I thought all those 14 year old girls were waiting in line to see The Blind Side last week. I guess big black guys have taken a back seat to Hispanic werewolves in terms of parent disappointment potential. I thought all those 14 year old girls were waiting in line to see The Blind Side last week. I guess big black guys have taken a back seat to Hispanic werewolves in terms of parent disappointment potential.

]]> By: Stinky Peet http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/11/new-moon-third-fattest-opening-ever#comment-230973 Stinky Peet Mon, 23 Nov 2009 16:13:43 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=21371#comment-230973 I dunno <b>JHC</b>, if you ask me she had nowhere to go but up. I dunno JHC, if you ask me she had nowhere to go but up.

]]> By: JHC http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/11/new-moon-third-fattest-opening-ever#comment-230972 JHC Mon, 23 Nov 2009 16:13:14 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=21371#comment-230972 That Mexican sure knows how to jump a fence. Is that an inherent talent or something they learn by watching their Fathers? Just so you racist bastards know, I'd think about taking a bullet for Pauly. That Mexican sure knows how to jump a fence. Is that an inherent talent or something they learn by watching their Fathers?

Just so you racist bastards know, I’d think about taking a bullet for Pauly.

]]> By: JHC http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/11/new-moon-third-fattest-opening-ever#comment-230971 JHC Mon, 23 Nov 2009 16:09:25 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=21371#comment-230971 Sandra Bullock gets better looking the older she gets. Perhaps Jesse James' semen is that rare mix of protein, tattoo ink and 80-90W gear oil that keeps women looking great into their 50's? Sandra Bullock gets better looking the older she gets. Perhaps Jesse James’ semen is that rare mix of protein, tattoo ink and 80-90W gear oil that keeps women looking great into their 50′s?

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