NEW CLIP FROM FANTASTIC MR. FOX
11.23.09Wes Anderson’s Fantastic Mr. Fox opens wide next weekend, which is kind of like the hipster version of what happened with New Moon this weekend. Only instead of cough drops and cat fur, it’ll be issues of The Atlantic and puggles or labridoodles or whatever super queer-sounding dog breed is popular this week. Which is to say, I really want to see it. Here’s the latest clip, in which Jason Schwartzman, playing the voice of the younger fox, gets picked on by a beaver until his older brother intervenes and beats him up. I don’t know about you, but it really gets me off seeing a beaver get pounded. (*gets thrown out of independent coffee shop for being “too fratty”*)
What? I liked The Life Aquatic! It was production design driven, that’s why it was so misunderstood! Fine, you jerks, maybe I will go to Starbuck’s. (*dusts off baseball shirt*)
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Plenty of things are more enjoyable to see than a beaver getting pounded. For instance, I once had a tickle-fight with a female cop, that ended with me getting arrested. I didn’t get to see it, but everybody around thought it was pretty funny.
OT: Do you know what is sexier than talking about hermaphrodites? Having a scientific conversation about hermaphroditic reproduction! BOIOIOIOIOING!!!!!!!!
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Isn’t Jason Schwartzman that Jew kid from The Wonder Years that became Marilyn Manson???
Fuck it, I am waaaaay to bonerfied by Katie Couric to be funny today.
Fantastic Mr. Fox : Beaver getting pounded :: New Moon : Pussy getting neglected
The brother was just jealous that the beaver was all up in his face.
That beaver was extra lippy.
It’s always the foxes that get to pound all the beaver.
He should have just chewed the beaver out.
I had a beaver call me a queef once.
That is just like a beaver, acting like some sort of badass until some fox like myself sticks it a few times and then pukes.
Well, I think it was talking to me. I wasn’t the only guy there.
Do beavers with Teeth build dental dams?
* also, Polio.
I destroyed a beaver dam once, but it looked like it could have been made by a hyman.
Oops, i meant human.
Aggressive beavers are always trying to force young boys to eat.
I saw a Fox give a beaver a shakedown once.
Man, McFly does NOT like you peeking in his bedroom windows.
Some beavers require dental dams.
I like to think that I pound the hell out of some beaver. Turns out it barely knows I was there.
I wanted to book a beaver for a show once, but it required that I pay a retainer. I thought it was relevant because of the dental dams.
Beavers eat fish, right?
That explains a lot.
Beavers may eat fish, but they also spend a lot of time smuggling cotton from one area to the next.
Say, has anyone made a “dental dam” joke yet?
Wow. Straight to the pounding. He should have started by giving the beaver the finger.
Gary Busey has two full rows of dental dams that keep him from drooling all over the place.
Beavers can really take a licking.
The scuffle escalated into a full-on gang war when one of the foxes pulled a Beaver Cleaver.
That’s not what I meant when I did a Google search for “beaver pelt”.
The problem with a stop-motion beaver is that eventually it will suddenly be in a too close spot and my testes can only survive acting as an air bag 5 or 6 more times tops.
Had I known that poundings were being handed out, my beaver would have auditioned for that role.
The problem with a stop-motion beaver is that any time someone asks you to pass the emotion-lotion everyone at the orgy laughs and I start to lose my wood.
Wes Anderson hoped that adding a beaver pounding scene may prevent the porn version of this (The Fantastic Mister Fucks) from being released.
The beaver was impressed by this pounding until the neighborhood ‘coon hit it. The beaver never went back.
If that beaver was quick, it would have grabbed him by the kiwis!
*AIR BASS BANJO!!!*
The cougar next door wants a piece of this action.
Watching the beaver get pounded made me hungry like the wolf.
Whenever I try to give my beaver wood, she lodges a complaint.
Whenever I try to give my beaver wood, she starts nibbling the hell out of it. Luckily it’s Bryce’s Grandma and she doesn’t have teeth.
Danny trejo does the voice for the Beaner.