11.25.09 MICHAEL CERA, CHAD FARTHOUSE, FACIAL HAIR

“I’ve read he was the only actor allowed to ad lib on the set of Arrested Development, which makes sense, he has impeccable timing. Unlike someone I know. (*points to crotch*)”

And that’s why Vince calls his dong Chafin’ ‘Bateman

I always get people in the comments complaining about Michael Cera sucking, or playing the same character over and over, but what can I say, he still cracks me up.

What the fuck ever! CITATION NEEDED! We never say shit like that, the only person that has ever said that is you (and it was you saying other people say it)! Take your meds, psycho-boy!

Its like Fight Club, but with less fighting and more prepubescent moustaches

Michael Cera plays the same fucking character over and over. For once I’d like to see him play the role of a fat jew with curly hair.

“You are not your Isaac Mizrahi Slot Seam White Slacks”

I don’t want to hear shit about Mike Cera when Justin Long is involved.

If Justin Long is a Mac, the Michael Cera is Ubuntu.

justbrett

Haha, this movie looks hilarious. Now I won’t have to read the book (cross that off the ‘bucket list’). I don’t care if Cera can only play one type of character, he’s great at it. Can’t wait for this flick.

Al

So Michael Cera plays himself, the same character he plays in every other movie he’s in.

Juan

Honestly, you could put Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Michael Cera, and Shia LeBoeuf in a big sack, shake it up, and I wouldn’t give a damn which one came out.

Rexy

Cera and Shia? I think calling it Two Fingers, One Note Acting would be a bit too easy.

Watanabex

Michael Cera fucking sucks, he plays the same role in every movie he’s in

RonDogg

Cera is a fucking clownshoe. He almost single-handely ruined Juno.

Stinky Peet

Oh, before I forget, Michael Cera needs to get an incurable form of syphillis and die blind and insane. Preferably he’d catch it from Judd Apotaw.

I’ve read he was the only actor allowed to ad lib on the set of Arrested Development

You’ve got your facts slightly wrong. David Cross was also allowed to ad lib.

Evil Cera rides a custom Harley or GTFO!

Are you predicting people’s comments?

Fek wanted citations.

@Vince: you’re quoting me out of context.

It’s not citations if you don’t link us to the source material.

And seriously, Juan is a million years old. All young people look alike to him.

Am I losing my mind or is someone actually talking about me this time, and a Shrek post disappeared?

Alternate title: Me, Myself, and I, Weenie

Wait, have I never actually said I think Michael Cera plays the same character in every movie he’s in? Damn… I remember thinking it really hard.

I can also say without a modicum of certainty that nobody gives a shit what half of those people think.

Vince only loves Michael Cera so hard because they look alike.

Ooh, can we have some excitations too? *sings* I’m picking up good vibrations…

I HATE FILMDRUNK INFIGHTING!!!

I bet it’s gonna be at least another 5 years before Michael Cera is confident enough to shave his pubes.

For the record, I don’t dislike Michael Cera or the character he plays in every movie. I think that some filmmakers do a better job than others of utilizing the character.

To make sure he keeps getting acting work, his family needs to make sure and keep sitting him at kiddie table this thanksgiving. It’d be the equivalent of Lebron James practicing free throws in the offseason, or Lance Armstrong giving himself regular exams to make sure his nuts haven’t grown back.

Ah, I’ve missed you all so much.

Ha ha! You caved to my demands, fag! GRRR…LON CHANEY JR.!!!

It’s a pleasure to have you back, Luch.

But lose the gay av.

this looks surprisingly good, even if michael cera always plays the same character

How the fuck do I look Michael Cera? He’s probably 50 pounds lighter. NOT ALL CURLY-HAIRED PEOPLE LOOK ALIKE, YOU RACIST FUCKS!!!

Vince here have a piss boot *slides one over* we’re just joshin’ you

I was the only actor allowed to ad lib on the set of “Gmilf 5: Indentured”, which makes sense; I have impeccable hygiene.

why me could’t publish?