11.11.09 MATTHEW VAUGHN’S KICK-ASS HAS A TRAILER
I’m not usually one to get excited about comic book movies because they usually suck, but Kick-Ass sounds, well, kick ass. First of all, when Matt Vaughn wanted to make it his way — hyperviolent like the source — the studios passed. So instead of letting them cut its balls off, he secured independent financing and made it himself. Oh and hey, did I mention it also features Nic Cage doing an Adam West impression and stunts by this guy? The trailer doesn’t give us much, but from what I know of the project it sounds like if Superbad, Kill Bill, and Nic Cage had a butt baby, and that’s one butt baby I’d give a quaalude and invite over for a photography session.
[hat tip, crotch grab to FilmSchoolRejects for the video]
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MATTHEW VAUGHN’S KICK-ASS HAS A TRAILER
This trailer is racist toward Armenians, who (and correct me if I am wrong), seem to be the new Asians. … And thank God they didn’t show Hit-Girl in her school-girl outfit. I and millions of other geeks don’t need any more reasons to feel like the pederass that Hollywood and Japan seem to want to make us.
I think I remember the post on that stuntman. Isn’t he the one that could auto-fellate himself while doing a triple backflip?
I guess that’s cool and all . . . as long as there are no gays around.
This sure has a lot of nerdy actors in it. It even has the nerd actor king, Nic Cage. Aaron Johnson looks like he’s about to inherite that thrown though. I mean, look at those glasses … and that hair. NERD!!!!
Oddly enough, Nic Cage’s forehead was doing a Death Star impression as well!
I’ve been waiting for this movie for almost a year now. So I can’t shit on it. But head my words. IF YOU FUCK THIS UP FOR ME NIC CAGE…IF YOU FUCK THIS UP…I WILL PERSONALLY MAKE A BOWLING BALL OUT OF YOUR BULBOUS HEAD. that is all.
*heed not head. Freudian slip Nic Cage. Freudian slip.
I have seen exactly one good
comic bookpicture book for retards movie in the past 5 years.I don’t see this being better than Watchmen. Sorry.
Looks like Mystery Men with a better cinematographer.
This movie looks less violent and profane than my throw pillows.
Well, at least the one that says “feed prom babies to the dumpster fairy” and the other one that’s embroidered to look like a bleeding asshole.
Erswi, what about X-Men 3?
What about it? It wasn’t better than Watchmen.
It was better than Superman Returns but what is that saying, really?
Whatev, Swi, Superman Returns at least had Parker Posey, Lex Luthor nailing some freakishly old bitch, and implied Pomeranian cannibalism.
No way X3 was better than Superman Returns. Neither was very good, but X3 was tremendously shitty.
At rottentomatoes Superman Returns is tracking 76%. X-Men 3 is tracking 56%. If that doesn’t prove X-Men was better I don’t know what does ;]
It was a joke, i want to punch X-Men 3 in the f**cking throat. Sorry for the confusion.
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