11.16.09 MANNY PACQUIAO FIGHTS A GIANT CRAB
I’m suing the internet for not alerting me of this sooner, but it appears boxer Manny Pacquiao, who beat down Miguel Cotto for a title in his seventh weight class on Saturday night, appears in the upcoming Filipino superhero movie Wapakaman.
The latest picture from Topel Lee, Wapakman stars real life boxing champ Manny Pacquaio as a normal man who becomes a superhero and must battle – in this trailer alone – a woman with supersonic breasts, a man made of lava and, of course, a giant crab. [Twitch]
Short of pterodactyls and lesbians, it would be impossible to improve upon that synopsis. My only hope is that once Pacquiao punches the giant crab to death, he puts his hands on his hips and says, “There. You soft shell now.”
More like Manny Pacqui-ow stop punching me, amirite? (*gets hit in the crotch with a pie*)
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MANNY PACQUIAO FIGHTS A GIANT CRAB
I owned a Wapakman once. The damn thing ran through batteries like nothing else, but how else was I supposed to listen to all my WHAM! cassettes while on the go?
Them foreigners get the craziest pubic lice!
Just as long as no one lets him sing in it.
They call him Shitfist cause the crab pinched one off.
Apparently the Filipino equivalent of several doves is one pigeon.
I thought a Wapakman was a yellow guy with a moustache who talks with his hands and chases ghosts in his Camaro after eating power pellets?
I think it would be sweet if the man made of lava is defeated by spilling a bunch of Terminators oh him.
Supersonic breasts are just sonic breasts with implants.
…cause implants are super, you see.
“Short of pterodactyls and lesbians, it would be impossible to improve upon that synopsis.”
C’mon, you know this movie is begging for a final showdown between Manny and Bearsharktopus
It looks like that mad scientist found the Mason jar of semen that i keep in my freezer around the 37 second mark of this trailer.
Lava men, supersonic breasts, and a giant crab ? Randall “Tex” Cobb had to deal with Nicolas Cage.
The crab is a metaphor for inner demons and itchy pubes.
If that crab could talk, he might say, “Oy, have I godda case o’ de Mondays goin’ on, eh?”, because that’s how crabs talk.
that’s how crabs talk
TRUE! Crabs are fucking retarded.
Meanwhile, 84 nautical miles to the east, Capt. Wapakaman shows the crew of the Cornelia Marie how it’s done.
Eh, that’s just Manny being Manny.
If you liked this, wait until you play Ms. Wapakman.
Spongebob’s pants are now square and sticky.
Oh, the silent treatment, eh? Fine, I’ll go back to work.
more like wakungfu master, am I righta?
puts on robert pattison undies, lights candles, steps in bath, slits wrists
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