I’m suing the internet for not alerting me of this sooner, but it appears boxer Manny Pacquiao, who beat down Miguel Cotto for a title in his seventh weight class on Saturday night, appears in the upcoming Filipino superhero movie Wapakaman.
The latest picture from Topel Lee, Wapakman stars real life boxing champ Manny Pacquaio as a normal man who becomes a superhero and must battle – in this trailer alone – a woman with supersonic breasts, a man made of lava and, of course, a giant crab. [Twitch]
Short of pterodactyls and lesbians, it would be impossible to improve upon that synopsis. My only hope is that once Pacquiao punches the giant crab to death, he puts his hands on his hips and says, “There. You soft shell now.”
More like Manny Pacqui-ow stop punching me, amirite? (*gets hit in the crotch with a pie*)
I want more like this!
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