Comments on: THESE MMA TIE-INS ARE GETTING RIDICULOUS

By: spazmodic

spazmodic — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 22:52:40 +0000

I blame Fight Club.

10th Anniversary “You Are Not Special” Edition, out November 18 on DVD and Blu-ray!

By: Donkey Hodey

Donkey Hodey — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 22:45:28 +0000

Why I should be an MMA star, a haiku:

I am MMA
I wear douchey shirts and scowl
Date rape is my thang.

By: Patty Boots

Patty Boots — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 22:35:47 +0000

Ron Howard? No.

Clint Howard, on the other hand, is scary looking.

By: spazmodic

spazmodic — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 22:34:35 +0000

My video would just be my butt, talking Ace Ventura-style:

“Hello, my name is Chaffing Taintum, and I can really take a licking.”

By: Donkey Hodey

Donkey Hodey — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 22:33:26 +0000

Vince is so far ahead of the curve that he’s standing behind you. The boner and smile are complimentary, try to enjoy them.

By: Fek'lhr

Fek'lhr — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 22:31:19 +0000

Didn’t they have to shave Opie’s head after he gave the school lice?

By: Jacktion!

Jacktion! — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 22:29:20 +0000

I’ve been told that I look like a slightly-younger Ron Howard, if he had the sense to shave his head.

That doesn’t help my case, does it?

By: Fek'lhr

Fek'lhr — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 22:19:09 +0000

Think you’re tough enough to share the screen with professional MMA fighters?

Duuuuude, if they would just, like, CLEAN their’s off every now and then, they like totally wouldn’t have to bum screens off of me, like, all the time, man. It’s like, axiomatic, man, “The cleaner the screen cleaner gets, the cleaner gets the screen.”

By: Patty Boots

Patty Boots — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 22:16:47 +0000

I’ve been told that I look like a 20-something Martha Stewart. She’s pretty scary, right? I should enter this.

By: JHC

JHC — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 22:13:02 +0000

Think you’re tough enough to share the screen with professional MMA fighters?

Unless something has changed between now and 4th grade, I can’t take a punch worth a fuck, so I’m not gonna bother with this.