Comments on: KURT RUSSELL’S STAR WARS AUDITION

By: Charlie Br0nze

Charlie Br0nze — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 22:52:15 +0000

R2 beats Kurt Russel’s Han Solo at that monster chess game. “Cheating bitch!” Han pours J&B whisky into R2. R2′s CPU fizzes and smokes. R2 keels over and Chewbacca pulls C3P0′s head off. The Empire wins. Hooray.

By: Crapbasket

Crapbasket — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 22:07:01 +0000

The Herve Villechaize testing for Yoda was so bad Lucas was quoted as saying, “Fuck this! Get Oz’s hand up a muppet’s ass, stat!”

By: Crapbasket

Crapbasket — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 21:53:08 +0000

Variety headline:

Stars War over Star Wars Star Role!

By: Donkey Hodey

Donkey Hodey — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 21:39:10 +0000

Kurt Russell refused to wash Lucas’ racecar bed; that’s why he didn’t get the part.

By: Fek'lhr

Fek'lhr — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 21:38:24 +0000

Pauly, His nutsack looks like Vader without a helmet!

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By: Donkey Hodey

Donkey Hodey — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 21:37:01 +0000

This is a lot harder than Taylor Lautner’s Twilight Audition.

Take your shirt off and try to look ethnic and fiery, kinda like when you played Shark Boy

By: Rock Strongo

Rock Strongo — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 21:28:10 +0000

Kurt Russell would have made Greedo’s head into a canoe

By: Crapbasket

Crapbasket — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 21:23:05 +0000

Off screen, Lucas is chewing on a kitten.

By: Påüłÿ Ðąηgęrσűşľγ

Påüłÿ Ðąηgęrσűşľγ — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 21:21:00 +0000

I’ve been told my dick looks like a Darth Vader helmet.

True story.

That is all.

By: Crapbasket

Crapbasket — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 21:17:05 +0000

Leia?! Don’t hardly know y…

[Greeto pops out of trash can, shoots Crappy in the back of the head]